Mr. Dog Poop: There's no way that when drunk Jeff dies, anyone is going to believe that it was a normal accident.

Jeff: No my greatest fear is dying sober because people are going to assume already. I might as well, get my money's worth. Right.

Mr. Dog Poop: There is no money worth dying. But we're going to miss you drunk Jeff. We're going to miss you.

Jeff: Well, I'm a tough son of a gun. I'll make it. Although one could argue drinking liquor out of a glass this size is not advisable for long-term health. But I don't go to the doctor for a reason.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to install cameras around your house in case.

Jeff: I've got some.

Mr. Dog Poop: In case you die, so then we can actually show it, because it would be a horrible thing if you were to fall down the stairs die and we couldn't broadcast it.

Jeff: I would agree with that. Absolutely. I do have some great footage of my surveillance camera outside my house. I have the time where I set off my burglar alarm or whatever, the home security system, and I was too drunk to turn it off or answer the phone to tell my security company not to send the police.

Mr. Dog Poop: So the police came in

Jeff: And four cops over my door. And I'll be honest, I watched the video. The one who knocked on my door was a female, and I was just hitting on her the whole time. But in fairness, she was laughing.

Mr. Dog Poop: I actually think I saw this in a movie last week. .

Jeff: I mean, there should be movies about my life.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I'm pretty sure you watched a movie and you were dreaming this.

Jeff: No there's also a, a doorbell camera video of me arriving home and seeing a frog on my front door and turning and running back to the person who drove me and telling them they need to get the frog away for me. I don't like frogs.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Well that's it for another episode of The Man Show. Did we get anything assembled? I'm not sure. Did anything work? I don't know. But by your kids A science kit? Tomorrow, last day of STEM Week, we're going to be working with a programmable piano or Something. Oh yeah.

Jeff: Got it. Right here.

Mr. Dog Poop: There you go. Show it. Yeah, we're going to have the piano circuit board and good luck to us.

Jeff: 25 circuit fun.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's going to be great. We'll see you all tomorrow at six o'clock for The Man Show

Jeff: Made in China.

Mr. Dog Poop: Always made in China.