Mr. Dog Poop: Look, we all know how much 12 ounces is, so it should be easy to figure out.

Jeff: I don't drink out of a 12-ounce cup. I'm an alcoholic.

Mr. Dog Poop: Take your beer can from the wilderness. Cut it into three sections. You got four-ounce sections, you're good to go. You got a measuring cup? Yeah. The chicken's okay.

Jeff: You know what I should isolate a piece of chicken.

Mr. Dog Poop: A piece of chicken. The chicken's okay. The egg. I think it's the eggs. I think they must have used the bacon and eggs and the flavor of the bacon or the smoked flavor. They must put some smoked flavor in it or something.

Jeff: You see the interesting thing in mind, the rice and everything is almost overcooked. It's super mushy.

Mr. Dog Poop: You put too much water in, because mine is.

Jeff: But despite that, the eggs are a little crunchy, which is not really a thing you want with eggs.

Mr. Dog Poop: My rice is still a little bit crunchy. It's about perfect, but the eggs are a little bit crunchy.

Jeff: I'm going back to the scrambled eggs here. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Do the scrambled eggs taste like?

Jeff: They taste like eggs. The texture is wrong is all.

Mr. Dog Poop: But it smells. This scrambled egg, to me, is something to make you sick. So, mine have been sitting here in water a lot longer than yours. Let's see. Oh.

Jeff: You know, those crappy continental breakfast you get, or not continental, but there's buffets at hotels.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is going right in the trash. This is not going to work. That's in the trash.

Jeff: I’m eating more of it.

Mr. Dog Poop: That scrambled eggs is not going to do it for anybody. The Fettuccini Alfredo. I'm going to say that's a good one to get. It's not a restaurant meal. We saw people online saying that these were better than the restaurant they go to. So, I don't know what the hell kind.

Jeff: That’s a shitty restaurant.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's a shitty restaurant. All right. So, the seal on my beef stew bag just came off so I can no longer seal it because the seal came off and it just looks like a bunch of chunks of potato, not a lot of beef in it. There's chicken in the Fettuccini Alfredo, but this one has almost no beef. I'm going to go ahead. And this looks like potatoes and peas. Again, no salt. I mean, it needs salt. And that's something you carry extra, but it also has no beef.

Jeff: You know, I've got a pretty simple design edition for these meals. Add a little salt package. You just attached those to the back.

Mr. Dog Poop: Put a little tape on it.

Jeff: Put it right there on the package.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I think definitely you should give people extra salt. Or if you're going to get these purey salt. The beef stew, I'm going to say it is a disappointment. I thought it would've noodles in it. It doesn't. It just has these little potatoes, peas, some kind of beef gravy and little tiny, just rare, rare chunks of beef. You really have to dig for the beef. And pretty bland. I'm going to say it's not a gourmet meal. It's edible. It's not spicy. If you like bland beef stew.

Jeff: It's popular dish, beef stew.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think if you’re going to pay $10 or $15 for a meal, you could probably do better.

Jeff: Should I drink this? I mean, we're talking about a survival situation. I've got this egg stew that I just made.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think you should drink it through the life straw.

Jeff: We're doing it.

Mr. Dog Poop: You drink it through the life straw and see if it tastes like eggs.

Jeff: There was no liquid in it.

Mr. Dog Poop: There was no liquid in it.

Jeff: Apparently, my shorts have Alfredo sauce on my crotch. I'm having a good old time over here.

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