Jeff: Yeah. Well maybe. Maybe there'll be a postscript. But more likely, I'm going to kick back, have another beverage and forget that I ever tried to do this. The meth lab I started last night is coming along swimmingly.

Mr. Dog Poop: What?

Jeff: The meth lab I started last night.,

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, the meth lab you started last night.

Jeff: Yeah. That's coming along great. I found this weird hat.

Mr. Dog Poop: I came in today before the show and I saw the meth lab laid out on the table from last night. And I'm like, oh, I didn't clean it up. And it's like all these things with, and then I cleaned it and cleaned it and then there was still, I don't know what on it. It was terrible.

Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. I had the blue sand still sitting here and I was smart enough. I'm like, Ooh, that needs to go in the trashcan. Because if I put that in the toilet or the sink or something.

Mr. Dog Poop: it’s not going to sink. It's impossible sand. It's magic sand.

Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. That could've caused some issues.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. That would've been a problem.

Jeff: Yeah. But I realized this water has some of the chemicals in it. So luckily I didn't need to use this for anything today.

Mr. Dog Poop: You just have a Budweiser pitcher of water over there? In case you need it?

Jeff: Oh, yeah. Yesterday I wasn't prepared. So now we ever need water. I don't know what the hell.

Mr. Dog Poop: I had a tea kettle over here with a Bunsen burner to make water yesterday and we didn't even need it.

Jeff: No, no. You never know what you're going to get. And you can't trust the box.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, you can't trust the box. I had to get batteries. Yeah.

Jeff: Now everyone needs to remind me when I can't find AAA batteries to go back.

Mr. Dog Poop: We have to go back in the robot because we have a kit coming up. I think we have the play thing. I forget what we're doing tomorrow. Oh, soldering. Oh, my goodness. Oh. So, we are going to try to build a clock out of parts. I mean, we're going to solder the resistors and the IC chips and everything together into a board. Yeah. It's not going to be good.

Jeff: No, I'm going to say right now, if people are gambling on whether we will complete these items, I would bet heavily against me coming close to doing anything except for maybe injuring myself tomorrow.

Mr. Dog Poop: Now, when my staff planned out this week, you know, the 50 people that run my studio planned out this week and they found these projects within our budget, under $20. And they thought, this is going to be so easy. You're going to put these things together and show how great they are and blah, blah, blah. We have been beat.

Jeff: Yeah. There's no such thing as it's so easy a Jeff Macolino can do it.

Mr. Dog Poop: There's no such thing.

Jeff: Clearly, it doesn't exist. There's no such thing.

Mr. Dog Poop: No such thing

Jeff: Except for drinking alcohol.

Mr. Dog Poop: And this is what we need you to teach your kids. Don't be a Jeff Macolino. Don't be a Mr. Dog Poop. That's it. Another episode of The Man Show. We're going to be back tomorrow trying to do more STEM projects: science, technology, engineering, and math. Remember that. Teach your kids and we'll see you tomorrow at six o'clock.