Mr. Dog Poop: Putting two other people together. That's yeah.
Jeff: Yeah, we started a show called Men and BS or something like that.
Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Yeah.
Jeff: It's unaired.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, we can cut it out of our episode because you guys were talking, so.
Jeff: Oh, yeah, yeah. But hey, your phone did something I haven't actually seen before. So, give it some credit.
Mr. Dog Poop: You know, I think it's probably either this power supply, the solar battery or this capacitor that's probably interfering with a proper operation of the Cisco, of the Cisco Super deluxe office phone system. You got it? You got you got two pieces together?
Jeff: Oh, I got more than two, but this one I think is the one that needs all the guts inside of it. And I finally found the matching parts. Whew.
Mr. Dog Poop: I can't put this together, operate the phone and talk to you at the same time. It's just not going to happen.
Jeff: Yeah, yeah. I need the instruction page for the guts of this. I gave up on it because I couldn't find its counterpart. I also think I found the legs for either a dog or a person.
Mr. Dog Poop: You found legs?
Jeff: I think so. You're supposed to be able to build an astronaut or a space dog.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, like one of those robot dogs that they're making? So, what are these little foam things? Are these tires?
Jeff: Yes. Yeah, I've got those together too. You pop out the middle.
Mr. Dog Poop: You pop out the middle. And does that become what?
Jeff: Well, you put the white thing in and then eventually you connect them to something.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, these are tires.
Jeff: A couple of these have. The space shovel has tires.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, that's nice. Brand new good years on that little white space rim. So, do we save the inside piece? Is that something else?
Jeff: I don't know. I'm not throwing anything out after the damn number thing,
Mr. Dog Poop: Number fiasco, number gate.
Jeff: How did neither one of us think about that?
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, there’s four wheels?
Jeff: I think there's five actually. I know there's four white wheels, but there's five black tires.
Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, this is the Man Show.
Jeff: Yeah. I mean, in hindsight, looking back, I was ripping those things out like a gorilla at the zoo, man. Like, I was like, ooh, rip, rip apart.
Mr. Dog Poop: This isn't the child show. Right. This isn't about, you know, this isn't little kids, you know, we're intelligent men. We shouldn't be taking on projects for eight-year-olds. You know, we lost our eight-year-old brains a long time ago and we started looking at porn. Right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: That's, I mean, all that eight-year-old thinking is gone.
Jeff: Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: And that's why it's important that you give kits like this to your kids before they start watching porn, so they get skills that we don't have anymore.
Jeff: Man, I feel bad for people of your generation. I can't imagine.
Mr. Dog Poop: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know, you think your kids are not watching porn. Go watch Twitch. Right? Twitch is basically porn. Oh, we’re on it. I mean, we're streaming on it, but nobody's watching us. They're all watching the half-naked girls.
Jeff: Oh yeah. Yeah. They come to us when they're finished and, you know, have an orange juice and a whiskey and get back in there. But watch us build robots now.
Mr. Dog Poop: They’ll watch us for a few minutes until they recharge and then they're back into something else. Jeff, this is just a pile of parts, but I don't even know what to do with. I did build two solar cells. I did get this one in here and I was able to insert two batteries. Oh. And I got the motor running both on solar power and on battery power. So, I think that's a success.
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