Mr. Dog Poop: Well, it's cause you're dyslexic. You're dyslexic. So, you can read backward.

Jeff: No, it's literally a mirror.

Mr. Dog Poop: So now it straightens it out for you. All right, let's try Magic sand. Let's try magic sand. Magic sand. Magic sand.

Jeff: Magic sand.

Mr. Dog Poop: Ordinary sand with watery colored foam. So, in order to do this, we need magic sand. Do we have magic sand?

Jeff: I presume it's one of these. That's calcium lactate.

Mr. Dog Poop: Don't eat it, Jeff. Magic sand. Magic sand. I found it.

Jeff: Baking soda.

Mr. Dog Poop: Don't eat it.

Jeff: To help with the donuts a couple weeks ago. Magic sand. I got it.

Mr. Dog Poop: I need a water. So, you're going to have to get some water, Jeff.

Jeff: I'm going to have to disappear from the camera. Hold on. I'll wait until Fat Chris brings you water.

Mr. Dog Poop: Brings me a beer refill. So, we need a measuring cup. So, is one of these a measuring cup? Oh yeah.

Jeff: Oh yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: They're all measuring cups.

Jeff: Oh yeah. All of these, right?

Mr. Dog Poop: All these. Well, I don't know.

Jeff: Okay, this looks like a beer funnel. Pour it in. Pour it in. I got it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Come here, Chris. Pour the beer in there.

Jeff: Oh, come on. That would be great.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, you got a lot of cool lab stuff here. Petri dish, some measuring spoons, a funnel. I mean, you got stuff to build a bong, right?

Jeff: I mean, I've seen like a soda can or an apple become a bong.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. You're not going to be able to build a bong without the 285-piece airplane kit, which will help you through that process.

Jeff: Oh my God, that would be so helpful, right? And I need some marijuana. I don't think they came in any of these kits.

Mr. Dog Poop: 50 milliliters of water into the measuring cup. 50 milliliters. Okay. All right. And this is another problem. Can we make these kits an American. Can we make these kits an American? What is 50 milliliters?

Jeff: I think it's that right there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, but that's not a measuring cup. You got to use one of these. Can we just make it in ounces? Or one cup, half a cup, quarter cup. What is 50 milliliters?

Jeff: So, no, it's pretty easy in this too.

Mr. Dog Poop: 50.

Jeff: I don't even see it because of my lighting, but it's about there.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, it's kind of like when you go to the sperm bank and you got to donate sperm. You need 50 milliliters to make a deposit.

Jeff: If I'm going back-to-back days, I'm not getting close to that line.

Mr. Dog Poop: Not getting 50, not getting an adequate deposit.

Jeff: No. I think I got a low T man.

Mr. Dog Poop: Low T. They got a fix for that.

Jeff: The Man Show.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think one of those old celebrities has a fix for that. Low T.

Jeff: I think Joe Rogan

Mr. Dog Poop: Joe Rogan probably has low T. Joe Rogan probably has low T. So, we need a Petri dish for this. We need a Petri dish.

Jeff: Certain. Certain. [inaudible 25:07]

Mr. Dog Poop: What'd he say?

Jeff: Give me some sort of signal that I can go get my water.

Mr. Dog Poop: Go ahead. Run. Run. Run, Jeff, run.

Jeff: I knock. I don't run.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're waiting on fat Jeff. Ah, too many people, too many names. Waiting on Jeff Macolino to come back with, what was he getting? Hot water. We need hot water. We didn't tell him hot water. He went to get hot water.

Fat Chris: Probably.

Mr. Dog Poop: He's going to be a problem. And I mean, this is for three-year-olds, so it's right up his alley. So, we need a measuring spoon, 1g. One g is 1ml. So, in science terms, one milliliter of water weighs one gram. And that's how they figured that out. So purple is 1g?

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