California Snow, Jeff Bezos and more Daily headlines Page-2

California Snow, Jeff Bezos and more Daily headlines

Season:1
Episode:20
Page Number:2

Glen: Yeah. In Squaw or Palisades now. Yeah. But I can't believe you, you left your correspondent out here freezing his as off to talk about jackass Jeff Bezos. Jesus.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, you know, people are more interested in Jeff Bezos.

Jeff: I don't think so. Nobody likes him. I mean, look at all this snow. People want to see the snow. They don't want to hear about that guy. I can't see you, by the way. Is your camera not on?

Mr. Dog Poop: That just looks inviting. I would just like jump into that snow or fall into that snow.

Jeff: Hey, where's the Man Show snowman?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Where's the Man Show snowman?

Jeff: That's way the fuck over there somewhere. So, there's deep snow?

Mr. Dog Poop: You're in a residential area, right? Or there's like cars under the snowbanks?

Jeff: I'm on the other side of them. Yeah. On the other side of there. I can't get over there. We can attempt, but I'm telling you, this is about 20 feet of snow here.

Mr. Dog Poop: I've got buildings collapsing in Tahoe, snowfall, grocery store.

Jeff: Is there anyone who's able to call an emergency form? Maria Russo wants to see a snow angel and I was going to ask Glen, if that's possible.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can you do a snow beer bottle or a snow angel?

Glen: Yeah, I'll work on that. Hang on a second. I don't know if I can.

Mr. Dog Poop: The Southern California residents are trapped by 10 feet of snow. People are trapped in their houses. Like they're digging them out of their houses.

Glen: Can you see it? That's best as you get. So basically, I'm standing up on top of this shit.

Mr. Dog Poop: How far can you walk into it?

Glen: Oh, I mean, Jesus.

Jeff: Just walk until you fall through.

Glen: Really start sinking. You can tell how high I am.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, no, we can't see you. We can't see you sinking into it.

Jeff: No, you seem perfectly level. We can't tell how high you are at all.

Mr. Dog Poop: We can't at all. Yeah. I mean, you're like a CNN reporter, right? Oh, it's so dramatic. There's so much snow here.

Jeff: Oh, the wind. Grab onto the tree.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, grab onto the tree. The wind’s blowing me away.

Glen: Okay. So, this will give you a perspective. So, that tree right there is about 15 feet down before your grass.

Mr. Dog Poop: So that roof line over there, that's the second story.

Glen: Yeah. So, remember in the beginning, there's the house you see now it's getting a little deeper, bigger. I mean, that's how far as you can go.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm not going to complain. I can't complain about the Man Show correspondence, but CNN and FOX, they all had really good correspondence out in Sam Bernardino showing us the snow. You got to show us.

Glen: No, I'm trying to get to the sign. You see the sign right there?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Glen: That's a 15-foot sign.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I can see the sign.

Glen: Yeah. I'm above it. Ah, what?

Jeff: Well, that looks like it's only about 14 feet of snow.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's only 14 feet of snow.

Glen: It's just a little bit. There's the road over there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, at least you have a road. On San Bernardino, they don't even have access to the road.

Glen: There goes the car. Those folks in San Bernardino; I don't know what to tell you.

Mr. Dog Poop: San Bernardino.

Glen: I don't know how I can prove and show you.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, I got a picture.

Glen: There’s the second story right there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Got a picture right here of a grocery store that it's all the way up to the roof. You can't even get into it. They have to tunnel through the snow to get into it.

Glen: Can you see I'm level with the second story?

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