Jeff: Well, right, but how did he sharpen it so fast that he could stab her with it?
Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know.
Jeff: I'm just curious about the mechanics of it. I know that that's definitely not in the news article. I'm sorry.
Mr. Dog Poop: It might be how he sharpened it. But he is Francisco Severo Torres, an immigrant, obviously, with that name, 33 charged with one count of interference, attempt interference, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, flight attendant, whatever. It's too much to read. Five years of supervisory.
Jeff: Jay Frog said, if you had 27 minutes in the when will Buttigieg come up lottery, then you're a big winner. Jeff, Dave or, Steve Pryor.
Mr. Dog Poop: I don't understand what you just said.
Jeff: I don't blame you. Said if you had 27 minutes in the when will Buttigieg come up lottery, then you're the big winner. Contact Jeff, your damage deep fry.
Mr. Dog Poop: Ah, got it, got it, got it. 27 minutes to Buttigieg. He's going to come up a lot. There's a lot going on with Buttigieg right now.
Jeff: There's a Buttigieg versus DeSantis election in 2024.
Mr. Dog Poop: You know, Buttigieg couldn't beat Biden. I don't think he's going to beat DeSantis. I think he's in trouble.
Jeff: I don't think he's going to beat in any.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, today, two planes, and again, United Airlines, two planes clipped their wings at Boston's Logan Airport.
Jeff: What?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, so heading for Orlando, no less, heading for Orlando.
Jeff: So why is Orlando the center of the destruction?
Mr. Dog Poop: So, they had the tips on the wings and they chopped off the wing tip. They hit each other.
Jeff: Now it's not Buttigieg’s fault. Buttigieg. That sounds fun. Buttigieg.
Mr. Dog Poop: Buttigieg. I don't know. We're going to have to figure out. Can somebody ask Siri or Alexa, what the pronunciation is? The possessive.
Jeff: Jeff Macolino’s.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. The possessive Buttigieg. So, last month at Logan Airport, the same thing happened. They chopped the wings off hitting each other. So, these planes are getting into crashes on the ground.
Jeff: Who's in charge of air traffic control?
Mr. Dog Poop: Pete Buttigieg. It's Buttigieg.
Jeff: Alright. I've been defending him against you this whole time.
Mr. Dog Poop: You've been defending him.
Jeff: I feel l like I have. I've been just making jokes.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.
Jeff: I've not blamed him for anything.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, give me a second here. Talk about Pete, your defense of Pete Buttigieg.
Jeff: It's a federal department that's completely unnecessary. All of these things should be free market.
Mr. Dog Poop: NTSB is unnecessary?
Jeff: The what?
Mr. Dog Poop: NTSB: National Transportation Safety Board.
Jeff: Yes, it’s unnecessary. Completely unnecessary. If you hold companies liable for their actions, they will react in a way that's appropriate. We do not need the government to be our mommy and our daddy. They are our slave holders.
Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, so save that, save that thought. Because you're telling me that we don't need any regulations on the railroads and we don't need any regulations in the airlines, and we don't need anybody to protect us from plane crashes or railroad crashes.
Jeff: Nope.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, we need what? Nah, never mind. No, never mind.
Jeff: We need the court system. That's part of it. We need law and justice. We don't need abuse of the law and justice system. It's all fucked. I think the whole thing should be blown up and started all over again; that’s basically what I think.
Mr. Dog Poop: You think we should do a new constitution?
Jeff: Well, I think the First Amendment's good. The Second Amendment's good. The Fourth Amendment's good. The Fifth Amendment is great. I mean, the 10th Amendment is my favorite amendment.
Mr. Dog Poop: What about the George Bush Amendment?
Jeff: Which one's that?
Mr. Dog Poop: The one where they can invade your house and takeover your personal belongings.
Jeff: Oh, I think that might be the third amendment. They can make your house a barracks or something.
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