Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop here with Jeff Macolino. Jeff made it through episode five almost. I got a few burns on my hands. How are you doing today? Did you throw up any eggs from last night?
Jeff: No. Surprisingly. I did immediately realize when I woke up this morning why I couldn't get the egg cooker to work.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, hang on a second. Hang on a second. We're having technical problems. The overhead camera just went off.
Jeff: Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: Chris, where's the overhead camera?
Chris: It's this one.
Mr. Dog Poop: Huh?
Chris: It's this one. It's one of these big ones.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, you're going to have check it because it's all plugged in.
Jeff: Yeah. We need that overhead camera with our products we're testing out today.
Mr. Dog Poop: And this is it. I mean, I think the episode five is cursed, right? I mean, nobody gets past episode five and here we are. And what are you guys looking at? Fat Chris is back.
Chris: No, I put it on his screen.
Jeff: Oh, it's all on me. Well, I should entertain. We'll probably edit this part out in the final YouTube video, but for the live audience, because we do have a few people watching. Yesterday, we used we did a pair of these Bella egg cookers. And I think I ate six hard boiled eggs on the show. May have been a little intoxicated. Couldn't make the poach eggs, but realized after the fact that was user error. Go figure.
Mr. Dog Poop: On. Alright, we're back on Jeff. Looks like Fat Chris kicked the cable out of the camera over there and we lost the camera. So, this is what happens when we do live TV. I mean, we're basically like Saturday Night Live except better.
Jeff: Well, I mean, yeah, you're not setting the bar real high with Saturday Night Live. Not nowadays.
Mr. Dog Poop: Ah, you know, it's got a history of some good episode. Some bad episodes.
Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. One out of a hundred sketches are funny.
Mr. Dog Poop: You know, it isn’t the Joe Nofo show.
Jeff: No, no, definitely not.
Mr. Dog Poop: And that's your other gig. You got a lot of gigs, man. You got a lot of stuff going on.
Jeff: I do. I do. The only other live thing I do is FL Teams, a Florida sports website. That's the only other live show I do. So usually, I can cover up my mistakes with you know, choppy editing.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. We got we fired the editor, so now we got to do live and we're kind of stuck with what we get. Anyway. Episode six, we never thought we would make it. We're in what, top 5%?
Jeff: Whatever you say. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm one who told you that?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Well, that's why I keep bringing it up. We're doing a food steamer.
Mr. Dog Poop: You got your food steamer. I mean once again, in the long tradition of the Man Show, we've gone all out and bought expensive kitchen appliances to review. This is around $35. Again, we're not getting paid. We give honest reviews. We cook stuff. We show you. If it works, it works. Most of the time it doesn't. And usually that's our fault. Oh, and let's bring up, while we're talking about that, the vacuum sealer. We did get contacted by the company and they said it does work. And they told us how to do it. We actually had to push it down and lock it and then it actually worked. So, we spent an hour being idiots, but we probably should have called the live support. Alright, open up your vacuum sealer Jeff. Or vacuum sealer now. Yeah. Vacuum concealer on my mind. So, this also cooks eggs. It's got eggs on the box.
Jeff: All right. By the way, if you notice I use my zombie knife yet again.
Mr. Dog Poop: You know how to open and close it.
Jeff: Yes. Well, now that I know how to open and close it, I feel like I look cool.
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