Mr. Dog Poop: If this doesn't look like dog poop, I'm not Mr. Dog Poop. I don't even know what I have all over me. This might be the messiest episode we've ever done. And we've done a lot. We've done two episodes now. We finished our second episode.

Jeff: Yeah. Hunter Biden could play cracker pancake mix on my shorts right now there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, God, man. Why do you have to go after Hunter Biden?

Jeff: It's just a game we play.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm trying to buy one of his paintings. I'm trying to buy one of his paintings for $500,000, man. Don't disrespect my man.

Jeff: No disrespect. He might be able to find me a nice cheap cleaning lady.

Mr. Dog Poop: Ah. Stop trying to get somebody to come over and clean your shorts.

Jeff: Well, if I'm not doing that, what am I here for?

Mr. Dog Poop: So, we've done two episodes, Jeff, and you already think your celebrity. You trying to get girls to come over to your house and clean your shorts. You got to do a little bit more. You got to become a little more famous. I think we had two viewers today. And one of them is my mom. Three and one as my mom would who probably tuned out after we started talking about Jesus and everything. So, you know, we're losing subscribers as we talk.

Jeff: Well, you know, I should do more talking. It'll help.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Tune in tomorrow. Six o'clock, we're going to make panini sandwiches. We're going to feed this to whoever wants to eat it. I wouldn't recommend buying the mini donut maker. Waste of money. Call Uber Eats. Get some donuts from Dunkin Donuts. You agree?

Jeff: Yeah, I got to agree with you. I mean, unless you got money to literally just burn, I don't think it's the best item.

Mr. Dog Poop: And it will burn it. We should put some money in it and see if it actually catches on fire.

Jeff: Make some money donuts.

Mr. Dog Poop: Money donuts. There we go. That's it for episode number two of the Man Show.