Mr. Dog Poop: I'll let you know tomorrow. As soon as I find a woman to pleasure.

Jeff: Well, Mrs. Dog Poop might be happy if you.

Mr. Dog Poop: Mrs. Dog Poop is never happy. Okay. So, another wonderful episode of Mr. Dog Poop and Jeff Macolino reviewing some terrible products that nobody should ever, wait, something just went on. This one went; I don't know which one's going on. Some of these are going on and off. I'm going to say if you have a whole day to cook eggs, buy one of these. Otherwise, avoid the Bella Egg Cookers, the Hamilton Beach Sandwich Maker, and Jeff Macolino.

Jeff: I would agree, if you're looking to cook eggs, get the hell away from me.

Mr. Dog Poop: And, Jeff, tomorrow we're going to be reviewing a food steamer. We're probably going to burn something else. And we have a whole week of products and entertainment for you, so tune in and we'll see you tomorrow for another episode of The Man Show.

Jeff: I don't even know what that is. Oh, I just got Raw Ankle.