Jeff: I actually know the cause of that.

Mr. Dog Poop: The BP oil spill.

Jeff: No, no. It's actually Shaquille O'Neal. He's too big for real toilets, so he has to shit in big bodies of water. He spent so many years in Florida.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm pretty sure, I mean, Shaquille's in Orlando. I'm pretty sure out here on the coast, it was the BP oil spill.

Jeff: I'm pretty sure that Shaquille paid BP to take the fall for him, if you know what I mean. I'm just saying.

Mr. Dog Poop: Eh.

Jeff: You know that man's not fitting on a real toilet. I barely fit on a real toilet. He makes me look like a tiny guy. I'm not really seven feet tall.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's a big guy. He probably should get kicked out of Florida. He is probably taking up too much real estate. Rain eating amoebas, another benefit of Florida. The last benefit is Ron DeSantis. We don't have time to talk about Ron DeSantis today. I know you're happy about that, but we're going to talk about him tomorrow. We're going to be frying.

Jeff: Where did he hurt you?

Mr. Dog Poop: What? What are you frying tomorrow, Jeff?

Jeff: I've got a very interesting recipe with a lot of variations that involves frying mashed potatoes with different things inside of them. So, I want to get those.

Mr. Dog Poop: Usually, mashed potatoes are inside something.

Jeff: I know. Yeah, I'm intrigued to see if I can make it work.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you're going to make mashed potato meatballs with something inside of it.

Jeff: Right. No, this is the opposite. This is potatoes with stuff inside of it.

Mr.. Dog Poop: That's what I'm saying.

Jeff: So, the outside is a crispy mashed potato. I'm curious how it's going to be. We'll see if I can make it work. I've got a few other surprises, but my main focus, I want to see if that's right. Cause I feel like that's a game changing like side dish for football games, for Thanksgiving, for all holidays. So, if you can get mashed potato to be a fried ball with like cheese and meat and side of it, I feel like that's a game changer.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I got some Pillsbury Crescent rolls. I was horrified by the price. Everything's like double and tripled. I had some Pillsbury and I'm going to put that around some things. Maybe some hotdog, maybe some sausages. Fry those. We've got some other ideas. We're going to try some different things. We got some hushpuppies mix and a few other things. We're going to be here at 12 o'clock tomorrow for lunchtime. And we are going to be eating this shit. We're going to be eating, eating and eating. So, grab a beer for lunch and join us tomorrow at noon.

Jeff: Tell your boss you have permission from the Man Show.

Mr. Dog Poop: Tell your boss you have permission from the Man Show. And that's it for another Man Show.