Mr. Dog Poop: We tested a Goya ham.
Jeff: Oh God.
Mr. Dog Poop: We have no commentary on their products. Because my mom said, if you can't say something nice, don't say something at all. That's it.
Jeff: Thank you, Mr. Dog Poop. You were correct. Mama Dog Poop.
Mr. Dog Poop: Mother Dog Poop. Beer and wine sales in Canada fall to an all-time low. Beer and wine sales have been going down since the beginning of the pandemic. Everybody was drinking. But now, you know, you're going out and paying $12 for eggs. You're paying three. I go to get oil for Fry Friday. Two years ago I bought two and a half gallons of oil for $25. It is now 70 in two and a half years. How the hell are we going to fry anything? How the hell can anybody afford anything? So, what's happening, people aren't buying beer. This is a constitutional crisis. This is a bad situation. People don't have money for beer.
Jeff: That is a problem. Unless they're buying Canadian whiskey. That is my favorite kind of spirit.
Mr. Dog Poop: We got some whiskey stories. They're going to turn your stomach.
Jeff: Oh no.
Mr. Dog Poop: But the good news is Florida Craft Festival this weekend in Tampa. 80 breweries in Tampa this weekend. They're all bringing 300 beers to downtown Tampa. This is a bad article.
Jeff: It's good stuff if you're in the area.
Mr. Dog Poop: Holly Park, Harvey Park in Tampa, Florida Craft Beer Festival from two to five at 10,000 East Harrison Street. You can sample 300 beers from 80 craft breweries. You going to be there?
Jeff: No. But in St. Petersburg. It is a big weekend for Tampa Bay. We've got the St. Petersburg Grand Prix this weekend.
Mr. Dog Poop: The Grand Prix’s this weekend?
Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. Downtown St. Pete. I can hear them from my house.
Mr. Dog Poop: We should be doing live.
Jeff: Maybe I'll get some live spots. Although I don't think the audio's going to work well.
Mr. Dog Poop: Can't hear it.
Jeff: It's loud.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, we were talking about TikTok, banning TikTok.
Jeff: Yep. I might favor that.
Mr. Dog Poop: They're having hearings now and they want to take down TikTok. Tiktok is threatening that this is going to affect relations with the UK and the US if we start banning TikTok.
Jeff: It's going to threaten relations between the UK and the US?
Mr. Dog Poop:
No, the UK. The EU, I'm sorry, the EU is banning TikTok. The US is banning TikTok and China says they might not have any more relations with you guys if you ban TikTok. Why is it so important to the Chinese government?
Jeff: I don't know. I think China needs to start promoting Trump on TikTok.
Mr. Dog Poop: That Russia tried that, and he lost the election; so, they didn't get their money's worth. So, an article, from Fortune Magazine, and it's talking about is America overreacting to TikTok and all of its new bands in high schools, colleges. Probably not. It's a severe problem. It's a national security issue. And TikTok is going down probably. I would say by the end of the year Tik Tok’s out. And I want to say, if TikTok is so great, what are they using in China? They don't have TikTok in China. Tiktok is Chinese, but they don't have TikTok in China. They have a different app, which is more restrictive, and they can monitor their own people.
Jeff: Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: China people can't be on TikTok. Why?
Jeff: Tiktok is used to monitor the rest of the world.
Mr. Dog Poop: And that app limits screen time to 40 minutes a day. So, people can't get on for more than 40 minutes. So, they have control of their people, but they want to us to use TikTok even though they won't let their people use it.
Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. Well, it points out to me that TikTok software is super invasive. And here's my concern. It's like I downloaded it because everyone else did. And now I'm like, is it too late? Or the Chinese already like, microchipping me or something?
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