Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, I didn't get sick in my mouth, but coming out the other end. It was coming out for a while.

Glen: I didn't get sick in my mouth. Well, that's was your idea. That's how you created the dog poop business.

Mr. Dog Poop: Food business, right? Right.

Glen: So, well, I was checking out. I mean, which I was making, getting my chicken ka tori ready. Glen, I'm listening to you guys. Did Jeff's really drink that?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, he's looking for a pat on the back for drinking the juice.

Glen: Lache sauce. He can create like a protein drink out of that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Just let wait now. Can't we just let these dry and then zip them back up again?

Glen: Well, if the egg juice was good, freeze them for like drink ice cubes or something. But it wasn't good.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I'm going to pour this out on the table.

Jeff: You know, if I had to choose between this and that Goya ham, I'm going to eat that old Goya ham.

Jeff: Goya ham.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, we put ours out last night and none of the raccoons, none of the possums, none of the cats, nothing ate it. It's still there this morning. So, Chris made a breakfast sandwich.

Glen: Yeah, well, when I was going to bed, I thought about Jeff, so that must have been three o'clock in the morning for you guys. I was like, oh man, I hope he's still not in the bathroom. I felt bad for him. I was praying for you, Jeff.

Mr. Dog Poop: We were waiting for Jeff to get on today and he wasn't getting on and we were a little bit worried. We did a wellness check from the St Petersburg Police. But before they got there, he got on.

Glen: Well, the best thing when I did this with him before Jeff, he didn't follow the instructions, you know, and it's supposed to sit five minutes and Mr. Dog Poop is just eating it within seconds.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, this rice looks like garbage.

Glen: Mean, yeah, that doesn't look pretty.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, anybody that's seen beef stew, this doesn't look like beef stew; doesn't taste like beef stew. Now the fettuccini Alfredo, I'm going to go ahead and jump that and look. I mean these aren't huge plates, but these are pretty big servings. You know, you can see this beef stew fills up this whole plate.

Jeff: That's actually more than it looks like in the back.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's more than it looks like. So, they're definitely.

Jeff: Yeah, for the Tabasco sauce.

Mr. Dog Poop: Sure. And I would say, if you're going to go camping, taste one of these things before you go and eat it because you want to know that it tastes good. And some of these don't. The chicken Alfredo.

Jeff: Absolutely edible.

Mr. Dog Poop: Absolutely edible. Beef stew?

Jeff: Well, if that I don't know. I didn't get the beef stew, but I would put scrambled eggs number two and chicken fried rice would be like, only if I'm going to die, would I eat this.

Mr. Dog Poop: This chicken fried rice is not good. The beef stew is bland but edible, definitely not exciting. I mean, if you're out camping, you're paying money for these meals, carrying them, bringing a dangerous camping stove with you, you want it to at least taste reasonable, right?

Jeff: Bring your microwave.

Mr. Dog Poop: You could have packed a Chick-fil-A sandwich and just heat it up.

Glen: Yeah. Peanut butter and jelly.

Mr. Dog Poop: These do last till 2056. Chick-Fil-A sandwich probably only lasts till, 2027.

Jeff: And didn't someone have a McDonald's cheeseburger that they like, let's sit for like 35 years or something?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. And it was still edible.

Jeff: Well, they said it was still edible.

Mr. Dog Poop: It was still. I think they said at the end of the world, the only thing that's going to be left is the cockroaches and the mc cheeseburgers.

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