Mr. Dog Poop: Anybody watching the show can't say we didn't teach you something that’s very important.

Jeff: Come on. I just looked up the notes and I looked up which key was C. This is C right here, this one.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, while you were doing that, I was making it so that the light can go on and off.

Jeff: It's perfect. That's perfect. Dueling pianos. You got the lights going. I got the Maria Little lamb.

Mr. Dog Poop: Dueling pianos, uh-oh. Oops.

Jeff: The listeners have to be beaming with pride that they stuck with us through all of our failures.

Mr. Dog Poop: You know, maybe it was a stupid idea to do STEM Week.

Jeff: I think I've indicated myself a little bit on the last day. I mean, I feel good about it.

Mr. Dog Poop: You taught yourself music. You learned how to build a piano. You outshine me, which I've been blowing you away all week, because I'm a genius and you’re not.

Jeff: In fairness, yes. Yes, you have.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, now we're basically at the same level, about three plus. About three plus, I'd say we scored this week.

Jeff: Yeah. I mean, look, , the chemistry set, we can't say we failed at that. You were able to make the clock work.

Mr. Dog Poop: I made the clock work.

Jeff: And I made the piano work. And I could play Mary had a Little Lamb.

Mr. Dog Poop: In a one-hour show, you built a piano and taught yourself music. Now, if that isn't science, technology, engineering, and math, I don't know what is,

Jeff: If that doesn't tell you I'm not good at science, technology and math, but I've just got a flare for showmanship, right? If you can't do science, learn music.

Mr. Dog Poop: If you can't do science, learn music, learn something, learn the arts, learn something. Do something with your life. Get your ASS off TikTok. Dammit.

Jeff: Hey, you have more followers than I do on TikTok.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm basically a huge super celebrity on TikTok.

Jeff: I don't know how to use it. I cut all my videos off short. I'm like, half of them don't have audio. I can't figure out TikTok, but I can play Mary had a Little Lamb.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think if you did on TikTok, you'd probably get a million followers.

Jeff: There we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: Four-year-olds using TikTok. I’ve never seen an old person play music.

Jeff: That's true. They didn't know that. They thought this was a decoration at their grandparents' house. It was just like a fancy piece of art. They didn’t know it could play music.

Mr. Dog Poop: What is music? All right, so you know, another project down the end of STEM week, next week we are going to be back in the kitchen, or we're going to be back at our desks, but we're going to be cooking, right? We got deep fryer. I'm looking over there because I got stuff piled up. We got an air fryer. We got a sandwich maker. We got…

Jeff: This thing.

Mr. Dog Poop: We got another donut maker.

Jeff: Waffle maker.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's two of them. It's two of them.

Jeff: Back to the egg maker.

Mr. Dog Poop: One makes pancakes, and one makes waffles. So, we're going to be doing those at the same time. We're going to get Jeff set up with an overhead camera maybe. The skillet. Okay. Yeah, you can show all the stuff. That's good. That's good.

Jeff: Yeah. I don't have the air fryer up here, because that one's heavy.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's heavy.

Jeff: This is Mondays, I think. Right.

Mr. Dog Poop: Sandwich maker on Monday.

Jeff: There you go.

Mr. Dog Poop: And I think that sandwich maker was like $7. I could be wrong, but I'm going to say it was like $7.99 or something.

Jeff: Yeah. And this makes interesting looking sandwiches I would say.

Mr. Dog Poop: Basically, makes pockets, right? Like hot pockets. So, you can take white bread, put a piece, and then put something in it like ham and cheese or grilled cheese. It'll grill the tops. Toast the sandwich.

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