Mr. Dog Poop: There's only two blue wires, but they're pretty long.

Jeff: Yeah. Two blue. There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, white.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't think we're going to get through this one without looking at the instructions, because I wouldn't even know what to hook the thing up to. So, probably should have looked at this.

Jeff: Oh, you know what? I wonder. Now, look on at the very front here of our instruction sheet, they've got some wires in. I wonder if it's that simple.

Mr. Dog Poop: You want to copy that?

Jeff: I'm going to copy that. Yeah, let's do that. And maybe you can do a more intelligent method, but I'm going to just see if the simple one.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to go with your theory. If we hook out the battery. So, you just pick up these springs and just stick the wires in. So, it's an easy way to hook up wires.

Jeff: Oh, yeah. Even a Jeffrey can do it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, so they got the battery through the switch. I can put the overhead. So, the battery, wait a minute. Why did I put it to the LED? All right, so it goes to the battery.

Jeff: BS and Beers, says he collected the $5 rebate.

Mr. Dog Poop: Did he get it already? That's great. He was going to order a pizza. Ask him if he got the pizza yet.

Jeff: Oh, there you go.

Mr. Dog Poop: He was ordering pre-order to get it during the show.

Jeff: Ooh. Take small fingers again.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, it doesn't take small fingers. This is easy compared to soldering. All you got to do is pick up the spring.

Jeff: Yeah, I can't get it to fit back in.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, mine's not playing yet.

Jeff: So, I'm not supposed to pull the spring all the way out?

Mr. Dog Poop: No, you just bend it a little bit.

Jeff: Whoopsie. Okay. That's what I did on the first one. This one came out my hand. I was trying to get this one in. So, I can hold it up for everyone.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, it's still not playing. Let me see if I can hook up these speaker wires.

Jeff: All right. I just got one hooked up.

Mr. Dog Poop: This doesn't make sense.

Jeff: No reaction from the on off switch, but that's okay.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, all these wires coming all over the place. It definitely looks like we did it.

Jeff: We're going from the battery to the off switch it looks like.

Mr. Dog Poop: We’re going around.

Jeff: Oh, by the way, if you look closely, I think there's numbers right here that probably make the instructions, probably make these very clear. Like if they said red two to red let's see, 30. That's two right there. 30 is right here.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. It's still not working. Still not working. I'm looking.

Jeff: I need Fat Chris here to hold it up so everyone can watch me wire.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, they can see mine. I'm looking up in the camera and it looked like there was writing, but it's the white keys. There's got to be a shortcut, right?

Jeff: I mean, there's only 1, 2, 3, 4.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, you're going by the picture. These are schematics in here with diodes and resistors.

Jeff: Ah, these are words. I like pictures.

Mr. Dog Poop: Transistors.

Jeff: Oh, you know what though? They do. It does appear from scrolling through that they possibly have different effects based on how you have it wired.

Mr. Dog Poop: Exactly. Now you're learning. That's the whole point. I'm just trying to get the thing working. I don't need the LEDs. I don't know why you need; I'm probably going to blow something out cause I'm not putting the resistors in place.

Jeff: Yeah. Hopefully, my wiring doesn't cause a Mr. Dog Poop studio blackout again. Oh my gosh. Glen didn't get his pizza. The delivery time in his town is one and a half hours.

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