Preparing Food for The Zombie Apocalypse Page-10

Preparing Food for The Zombie Apocalypse

Season:1
Episode:4
Page Number:10

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm taking it up a notch.

Jeff: Is that full of beer or is it empty?

Mr. Dog Poop: It's full of beer. I mean, what could possibly happen? Oh, wait, where's the start button? Am I close? No.

Jeff: Who know those buttons here? I don't know. Know.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, can of beer.

Jeff: We, if we use any more alcohol in this show, they're going to, they're going to shut us down.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's alcohol abuse.

Jeff: Yeah,

Mr. Dog Poop: It's definitely alcohol abuse.

Jeff: Playing with my new straw.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't, I don't think anybody's ever had. I mean, it's a good way to finish your week. Episode four of the Man Show Vacuum sealing beer.

Jeff: There are sober children in Africa and we're here spilling 

Mr. Dog Poop: And we're just spilling beer and we're spilling beer. And they don't have any beer, so we should be Oh, it's not good guys. It's not good. All right. That's it.

Jeff: Damn vacuuming sealers.

Mr. Dog Poop: We are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. We are never, ever doing another vacuuming sealer. But next week we're going to take our life into our own hands. We're going to be eating some, oh wait, and let me get it.

Jeff: Oh no, I have a bad feeling. I know what's coming. 

Mr. Dog Poop: We're Going to eat some government issued MREs. I'm going to be eating tuna packaged by the US government for 50 years. And then we're going to use these mountain adventure meals, which are hydrated. They're good till 2056 or something, I want to say used before 2052. So these are still within date. We're going to fill these up. We're going to try these. We're going to eat some MREs. We're going to test a few more devices. We got what? Egg cookers. We got a bunch of other things. We got plenty of beer. So join us next week, six o'clock Eastern time, Monday through Friday for the Man Show.