Jeff Macolino: A little bigger, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: A little bit bigger because this can't make a big sandwich but…

Jeff Macolino: I have an idea. Maybe I'll shoot a video and send it over to you. I have an idea; I want to maybe in the next week or two—

Mr. Dog Poop: And we're gonna try. I was gonna see if it would make popcorn. We're gonna put microwave popcorn on it, see if it would pop it but the show's going a little long so…

Jeff Macolino: I don't think that would work.

Mr. Dog Poop: My producer is telling me he needs to go home.

Jeff Macolino: He's got a stomachache from that Reuben.

Mr. Dog Poop: They do these things like it's too long, it's too short. They make these motions over there saying you know too long to end the show. He’s like end the show. We don't have anybody watching so it's not like it really matters but yeah.

Jeff Macolino: I think we had like five or six earlier.

Mr. Dog Poop: Dude we're famous. Five people, six.

Jeff Macolino: 30 at one time for a show with eight subscribers on youtube. Hey, hit that subscribe button if you're watching this, god damn it.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean the early subscribers are gonna get gifts, right? So we're gonna send them something and then when we have like a million subscribers by next week and they're gonna be like, oh yeah, I was one of your early subscribers like the guy that called I’m one of your, you know, I’ve been watching all your shows. You know, we love those people. The new people coming in haven't seen our shows.

Jeff Macolino: They don't know whether I had sex with my right or my left.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's a given that it's the right.

Jeff Macolino: What if I’m a lefty? My dad's a lefty. I've tried going left doesn't work.

Mr. Dog Poop: Have you tried the stranger where you sit on your hand until you can't feel it and then when you and then it’s like you don’t know it’s you doing it? It's a thing but…

Jeff Macolino: Oh no, I’ve heard of it and I once woke up you know and my arm was asleep and I thought, huh I wonder if this would work and I proceeded to punch myself in the balls trying to reach for it. So you don't feel your arm at all you don't really have a lot of control over things.

Mr. Dog Poop: So that's that's the wrap of another man's show with Mr. Dog Poop and Jeff Macolino. I'm gonna cut this in half and share it with fat Chris. Tomorrow we're going to do a vacuum sealer for the zombie apocalypse and we'll see all of you back here at six o'clock tomorrow.