Jeff: I would agree with you. And I also think this is only for you know, a female version.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it's not for men.

Jeff: No. It is a very intimately personal massager.

Mr. Dog Poop: It is an intimate massager. It's not very powerful. So, there you go. Another episode of The Man Show. We're getting close to our Grammy goal. Probably going to be nominated for a Grammy next year.

Jeff: I anticipate it. Yeah. Why do you think I signed on to do this. For all the awards and accolades.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, all the awards and accolades. Because it isn’t for the two viewers that we have.

Jeff: Hey, we have five at this very moment.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're really just growing by leaps and bounds. But I feel like if we could actually get a show off on time without any problems and get the phone calls, we're going to have a great show. We're going to be like CNN or Fox, right? We're going to be like Fox and Friends.

Jeff: We are not going to be controlled by the shadow government who tell us what to do and say.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright. Well let's wrap it up for another Man Show. Jeff's starting to freeze up. So, either spilled something on the cables or his laptop or he is losing bandwidth. Starting to freeze up on me.

Jeff: The CIA.

Mr. Dog Poop: CIA, they're coming back. So tomorrow, what's tomorrow? Tomorrow's Thursday. We're going to eat MREs. We are literally once again going to risk our lives eating government issued MREs that expired 10 years ago. Oh, I forgot to tell you that part.

Jeff: Good thing there's not a toilet paper shortage.

Mr. Dog Poop: They're supposed to last forever in the apocalypse. I watch episodes of the Walking Dead. They eat these things 20, 30 years after they were issued. So, we're going for it. We're going to test out some government MREs and we're going to compare that to a Goya ham. I know it's not exciting.

Jeff: Are we just going to eat that right out of the can?

Mr. Dog Poop: We're going to eat it out of the can. Just like cat food.

Jeff: Oh.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff. I just drank poop today. I just risked my life drinking poop. The least you can do is eat a Goya ham.

Jeff: I eat half a dozen hard boiled eggs the other day.

Mr. Dog Poop: Then Friday we're going to eat some freeze-dried meals that have been freeze-dried and save for 36 years. And we are going to open them up, pour water in them and eat them live on the air. So between the poop, the government MREs and the freeze-dried meals, we'll see if we actually have a show on Monday.

Jeff: We're going to spend all weekend in the bathroom on the toilet.

Mr. Dog Poop: We are going to spend all weekend on the toilet.

Jeff: I mean, pretty much a normal weekend for me.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, that's it for another episode of The Man Show with Mr. Dog Poop and Jeff Macolino. And we'll see you tomorrow at six o'clock.