Jeff: Oh, breaking news. We'll have to verify. But TrucksR4Me, says that she is actually Aubrey Plaza this whole time, and she wants me to wear a dress. And Jay Frog also says something tells me you've worn a dress for less, Jeff. I mean, I don't know. If I have, I don't remember it, but I wouldn't be shocked.
Mr. Dog Poop: So Ortega picked up 26 million subscribers on her Instagram account when the show started. She now earns $120,000 for an Instagram post. You know what she was making before she had 26 million followers. Nothing. Zero.
Jeff: Well, next year, when I win a Golden Globe for Women Want Everything as best comedy actor in a comedy, whatever the category is, just think of how much our show's going to explode.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I'm hoping that you're going to do some kind of dance that catches on, you know, that little babies are doing, cats are doing.
Jeff: I can do those little things she was doing that. Give me something simple.. She wasn't really dancing that crazy. I think I could pull it off.
Mr. Dog Poop: But you haven’t.
Jeff: Well, I never saw the video until tonight.
Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I'm going to disown you.
Jeff: You bet your ass I saw Aubrey Plaza's dress and presentation with Jenna Ortega, but I haven't seen Jenna Ortega in anything else, except for Thirsty Boys Twitter feeds. Don't you even think about it, Jeremiah. You know what I'm talking about.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, you know, I want to end the Jenna Ortega. This is a life-defining role. She was virtually unknown before she did this. Christina Ricci was virtually unknown. She was unknown before she did the role. These two people have really made the role. Those other ones, they didn't. Seven actresses, nobody really made it. Christina Ricci really defined that role. She made Wednesday Adams a character. Now, can you name any of the people that have played any other characters in any of the movies or shows? Probably can name a couple, but Wednesday.
Jeff: Name the original mother and husband, and I can't even remember their names. Morticia, is that the right family?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, Morticia.
Jeff: If you said their names, I probably would say I know who that is, but no, not off the top of my head. I can't think of anyone.
Mr. Dog Poop: Even in the movies. The Fester? What do we got? Oh yeah, we got Reverend Jim there. But you know, the point is, Wednesday Adams stands out. Christina Ricci changed the world. She made that character. And everybody knows Wednesday Adams, and nobody knows anybody else. You can't identify anyone with that movie, any actor, actress with that movie other than Christina Ricci. And this is what Jenna Ortega did. And she's going to have an Oscar before she's 25. And you heard it on the Man Show, so it's true.
Jeff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll probably win it tomorrow. That's kind of how it works, right?
Mr. Dog Poop: Probably.
Jeff: You call for TikTok to be banned the next day.
Mr. Dog Poop: You know, she'll be on Joe Rogan tomorrow because we said she's famous.
Jeff: Not sure that would get the normal audience.
Mr. Dog Poop: Let's finish up with some important news. We're talking about 712,000 Nissan Rogues were recalled, 700,000. Apparently, they can turn off while you're driving it. So as you're driving down the street, it just turns off. Something about the key fob. So, 712,000, you're driving down the street and your car shuts down. It's not going to be a pretty picture, right?
Jeff: The engine will just stop?
Mr. Dog Poop: Nissan Rogues, don't buy one. I want to talk about Social Security. The Republicans are trying to get rid of Social Security, all this stuff. Snap benefits. They increased it for COVID. Snap is for food stamps. So, it used to be food stamps. Now it's Snap.
Jeff: Yep. It was EBT for a while too.
Mr. Dog Poop: Snap that expires today. So, people are going to get about on average $95 a month or less. So, the Democrats, Republicans, I'm not blaming anybody. They put all this money in to help people for COVID; they gave them extra money.
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