Jeff Macolino: Yeah I can see the lights on the camera actually change when this whizzes by.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's actually pretty cool. If you spin it faster it's going to look like a full circle. We're definitely going to have to make some clips of this feed where you know people can watch it when they're on drugs.

Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah, I might do it later tonight because when they're not live to folks so you got your little mushrooms and edibles or your ecstasy come on. Not that we're condoning any illegal substances whatsoever. So I think that's it.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think we've reviewed the uh survival gear kit and get your lights back on come back to reality here with us, Jeff.

Jeff Macolino: Oh the rave is over.

Mr. Dog Poop: Whoa! Look at that, it's probably hurting your eyes.

Jeff Macolino: There we go. All right

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, back to real life. So that thing will probably light for a week. Put it in one of your kid's bedrooms or something to freak them out.

Jeff Macolino: Actually that's what I’ll do, I’ll put it under my son's bed.

Mr. Dog Poop: So I think there might have been a few good things in here. We haven't done anything with a blanket but I mean it's just basically a piece of aluminum foil, right? I don't know what this is. Is this still like in case there's a forest fire you put it around you to keep from…

Jeff Macolino: I think it's supposed to retain your heat really well. I'm pretty sure that's the gimmick but I’m not really sure. I've never used [crosstalk- 1:08:01] yeah, that's what the guy in Better Call Saul who was afraid of electricity and he wore one of those all the time.

Mr. Dog Poop: So in summary, we don't know what this is. Climbing hooks that you can't climb with, a rope bracelet that definitely makes sparks, a very good ax, a very good pen, a very good knife, a reasonable bottle carrier, a fork, flashlight. Probably not worth carrying. Shoelaces, you never know where you guys need shoe laces. You are soaking the whiskey out of the bag.

Jeff Macolino: You don’t waste it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh my goodness.

Jeff Macolino: In summary; my pants are wet, sticky, smells like whiskey…

Mr. Dog Poop: And you're holding a six-inch.

Jeff Macolino: So it's pretty much a normal Tuesday.

Mr. Dog Poop: So Jeff what do you think, would you spend 40 bucks to put it in your car?

Jeff Macolino: I would definitely put it in my car. You know it really all depends on how much you'd be willing to spend on this sucker.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah I mean, the ax, the knife, I like the pan. Other than that…

Jeff Macolino: The flashlight you can buy this for five bucks so they are nice.

Mr. Dog Poop: Do yourself a favor…

Jeff Macolino: You know what I’m most disappointed with? Is this?

Mr. Dog Poop: Do yourself a favor instead of buying one of these kits instead of buying this thing, go out and buy some actual decent tools, oh this is nice the knife is nice but you can get things like that go out and buy some decent tools put them in your car. Make sure you have the fishing line get some jigs and the rape whistle. I mean I guess it's useful I know if you're out on a boat it's useful because you can signal somebody.

Jeff Macolino: Absolutely.

Mr. Dog Poop: Not a bad thing but I’m pretty sure you get these for probably two bucks on amazon. I guess by the time you spend all the money on everything you're paying about that much. You're on your way out the door, right? You're going to a rave. You got two sticks.

Jeff Macolino: Oh yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got two sticks, you're ready to party?

Jeff Macolino: This is for the lady who's coming home for me tonight, it's her prize.

Mr. Dog Poop: So it's not a total disappointment but it's not a win either. I mean we did start a fire but we had to put starter fluid on it, of course, this tool might have started it I don't know, it burned my finger I made a mess. I'm going to need a new desk. So I’m going to have my people order me a new desk. We're going to come back tomorrow and Jeff, guess what we're doing tomorrow? Donut maker.

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