Jeff: Yeah. No, no, no. I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb. .

Mr. Dog Poop: So the clock definitely works. We saw that it is possible to build it. It's the first successful science fair project that we had. I wouldn't call this a science fair project, stem project. I really do like this kit. I do enjoy electronics. I think these for 5 or $6, you get your kid a $6.99 soldering iron. And hopefully they're going to do more than just build it. Hopefully they're going to learn about electricity, how electricity flows, what it does, all the component parts. we went from vacuum tubes to microprocessors in a really short period of time. And we need the young people to learn all the history of electronics, how all this stuff works. Not everything is about microprocessors and phone and apps. You still have to drive cars. And you don't need apps to run your car. Well, now, today you do. But it's more simplified and, and children need to learn basic electrical theory.

Jeff: Ah, yeah. J Frogg points out just the tip which I referenced earlier, is always dangerous. Again, I have proof of that there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Proof of that downstairs. Yes, we heard that.

Jeff: And trucks are, for me, points out Mr. Dog Poop has a low bar for success. .

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I mean, tell trucks for me that I have the biggest truck in the history of humanity. The six by six military truck, which you can see on my website, Mr.DogpoopUnleashed. Oh, wait, Mr. Dog Poop's Bunker, or Mr. Dog Poop fixes. I don't know. It's on one of the Mr. Dog poop videos. I have a big truck. So that is not a low bar for success. That is a high bar when you see the truck.

Jeff: Hey I gotta agree with J Frog, who says it's good to have a low bar. Makes that success a hell of a lot easier.

Mr. Dog Poop: It makes success, hell of a lot easier.

Jeff: Yeah. Well that's a management philosophy is setting reasonable goals for yourself. Like me look, I don't brush my teeth before I go to bed. I'm just lucky I end up in my own house and not in a police station or, worse.

Mr. Dog Poop: So how far is it from your studio where you're doing your eating Taco Bell to your bed?

Jeff: Where I eat my Taco Bell. My drunk Jeff Eats stuff is downstairs and so I have to go up the stairs to get to bed. I mean, that's dangerous. 

Mr. Dog Poop: That's Dangerous

Jeff: If you drink as much as me, stairs are quite a hazard. Navigating the stairs much more successful than brushing your teeth. That's all. I don't buy into dentistry anyway.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, you have to brush your teeth earlier. So when after you pass out, you've already done it.

Jeff: Well, I brush my teeth in the morning and if I'm like going out, I'll brush my teeth. Or if I have food stuck in my teeth I'll brush 'em or pick at 'Em. 

Mr. Dog Poop: I think I figured out one of your problems here. You haven't had a date in nine years.

Jeff: I've had dates just not on valentine’s day.

Mr. Dog Poop: You haven't had a date in Nine years, because you don't brush your teeth.

Jeff: I brushed my teeth before a date. Oh, let me see. I see a comment, but I need to click over to it. Keep bringing in this man. Show cash. And you get one of those stair lift chairs. That's it, man. That's what we're working for. Yeah, yeah. Just, just rake it in.

Mr. Dog Poop: One f those elevators. Sit on it. It takes you up to your bed. I mean, you're going to have to get like, like hooks that hook onto you, and then just at 12 o'clock at night or something, it just automatically drags you into your bed. Just drags me up. You could do that.

Jeff: My biggest fear is that I will die falling down the stairs sober. And no one will believe that I was not hammered out of my mind.

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