Jeff: And Twinkies.
Mr. Dog Poop: And Twinkies.
Jeff: Still wonder what's in those.
Mr. Dog Poop: I'm getting concerned, Glen, because Jeff is sitting there just scooping it up.
Glen: He's going to town on that.
Mr. Dog Poop: We don't have another show until Monday. So, he's got time to recover.
Jeff: Crapping my pants tomorrow.
Glen: I don't know how these people camp that live off these. I mean, I bring hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. I mean, I'm not messing with that freeze dried.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I mean, it seems like if you can heat up the water, you could heat up a hot dog.
Jeff: Yeah. Yeah. Well, and the weight of these, you're right. It's not like it's different than having a hotdog would be much easier. Look, even if a hot dog sat in the sun and you could eat it.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.
Glen: I mean, but if there's like a recall on this because it's got dried maggots in it. How are you going to know?
Mr. Dog Poop: What? There's a recall?
Glen: If you're out in the wilderness and they have a recall because of dried maggots, you're going to how are you going to know?
Mr. Dog Poop: This definitely looks like it. And that's always something you have to worry about with prepackaged food that, I mean, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Jeff: No. What these are for, let's be real. It's this expiration date if you can see it. This was 2052. These are for the blast in the past or whatever it's called that Brendan Frazier movie with Christopher Walken. These are for your bomb shelters. These are not for going, you know, camping.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, you're going to need to keep a lot of water in your bomb shelter because you're going to have to fill these up and then drain the water out and then drink it. And it isn’t going to go through a life straw.
Jeff: No, no. Screw that thing. I'm done with life straw forever.
Mr. Dog Poop: We're done with life straws. What else are we done with this week?
Jeff: I don't think I can clean the egg soup out.
Mr. Dog Poop: We even remember what we did on Monday?
Jeff: We did a show Monday?
Mr. Dog Poop: We did a show Monday.
Jeff: I may have been a little bit intoxicated.
Mr. Dog Poop: I don't remember. We're doing appliances, food.
Jeff: I think I ate a half dozen hard boiled eggs and then I got some Arby’s sandwiches when we got off.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh yeah. Yeah. Now I remember the, the egg makers and the sandwich maker that burned my hand.
Jeff: Oh yeah. Yeah,
Mr. Dog Poop: Glen, was really upset because he loves that sandwich maker.
Glen: Yeah, he did my Hamilton Beach wrong man. Yeah.
Mr. Dog Poop: He gives it a great review and I give it a bad review.
Glen: Yeah. Well, hey, I saw Jeff eating all this stuff. Why don't you eat that pea soup or what's in front of you, whatever that is.
Mr. Dog Poop: Which one? The beef stew.
Glen: The watery one.
Mr. Dog Poop: The beef stew. I'm eating it.
Glen: Let me see. I missed it. I was making my chicken cacciatore. Yeah, I want you take a big spoonful right now. Just pour it in the plate. Just drink it.
Mr. Dog Poop: No, I mean the beef tastes tasteless. The real advantage to these is they're not expired like the MRE.
Glen: I think the beef too was recalled the other day.
Jeff: You know, having a recall on a product that doesn't expire until 2052 is really going to hurt the bottom line.
Mr. Dog Poop: It's going to hurt the bottom line.
Glen: This is bad.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh this, you're right. This one expires in 2051,
Glen: You know, but they're not bad.
Jeff: I sit here and just pig out because the food's in front of me because I'm just a fat human. One of these days Fat Chris and I are going to have to have an eating competition on some gross stuff like this on the show.
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