Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop here with Jeff Macolino. That's you buddy. Yesterday we started out Stem Week building a beautiful model of a P 51 Mustang. That is a thing of beauty, Jeff. Now Jeff wasn't able to finish his, so he's going to have his on Friday and show us what he can do.
Jeff: I did make a great airplane out of the instructions.
Mr. Dog Poop: You did.
Jeff: No, yeah, it counts. It’s true.
Mr. Dog Poop: And as you can see by the microscope over here, it's Science Day. We're going to do some chemistry, but before that, I want to bitch. The daily ramp. Let's just do the daily ramp. What we're pissed off about, right? So, we talked about the Super Bowl yesterday, but what we didn't talk about is all these advertisers that paid a hundred trillion dollars for 10 seconds of commercial time, right.
Jeff: About that.
Mr. Dog Poop: I have YouTube tv. Now, we're probably going to get the channel banned for this, but you know, I have YouTube tv, the commercials were all coming in at 7:20 pm. So, all these advertisers and the Super Bowl was sponsored by YouTube because they're going to have Direct TV, direct ticket, right? So, they're an NFL ticket.
Jeff: Sunday ticket. Yep.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, they're going to have Sunday tickets. You're going to be able to watch all the shows. And that's great because I love that. And I already have YouTube tv, but all the commercials came in blurry. So, I'm watching the game. It's coming in clear as day. But when the commercials came in, they compressed it, or they broadcasted it at 7:20 and everything was blurry. So, I'm trying to watch these fabulous Super Bowl commercials that really sucked this year.
Jeff: So, so many A-listers in those commercials too.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, because they spent all their money on the celebrities and not making a good commercial like Mr. Dog Poop unleashed videos. Right? They should have come to me. I mean, we say this every year, they should have come to me, and it would've been better. But I am pissed off that YouTube is giving us substandard. Plus, they're screwing the advertiser. So, if you spent a hundred billion on your YouTube, on your Super Bowl commercial, get your money back because all the people watching on YouTube saw crap. It was crap. That's it. That's all I got to say.
Jeff: I hope Mr. Dog Poop got his money back, because he actually bought a Super Bowl commercial for the Man Show. And they took the money, but they didn't air the commercial.
Mr. Dog Poop: It's my life story. It's my life story, Jeff. But here we are, day two of STEM week. And for those of you that don't know what STEM, it's not the stem up to the rose that you're giving your girlfriend. It's science, technology, engineering, and math.
Jeff: Oh, by the way, happy Valentine's Day, Mr. Dog Poop.
Mr. Dog Poop: Happy Valentine's Day, Jeff. Will you be my Valentine?
Jeff: You're my only option. Nine years single for Valentine’s Day.
Mr. Dog Poop: Luckily, I have Mrs. Dog Poop.
Jeff: Hopefully, she's watching.
Mr. Dog Poop: Hopefully, she's cooking me at Valentine's dinner. All right, Jeff. So, today we have a science kit. Now, a lot of people don't know this, but Mr. Dog Poop is the world's leading scientist. And you've seen our videos and seen Fat Chris, but Fat Chris, can you play the lab video and show people what we do in the DNA lab?
[Video 9:30 – 10:20]
Mr. Dog Poop: That's processing poop. Working in the poop lab as a lab scientist. And today we’re getting done with the video. I don't know. Fat Chris needs to tell me when the video's over.
Jeff: I mean, it's still going, but my Twitch is a few seconds behind. Man, I'm not a big mask, good guy. But I think I'd wear a mask while dealing with feces.
Mr. Dog Poop: No, we put it in a controlled bud. We have a state-of-the-art technology here.
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