Jeff: I think Fat Chris just might like this.

Mr. Dog Poop: And that's it, people. That is the dog poop lab. So, as you can see, Mr. Dog Poop is not some drunk guy sitting in his house doing a podcast. I'm a lab scientist. I developed a DNA process. And now after doing all that, we are going to attempt a kit that is made for three plus years old, three plus, to do some science experiments and see if this is interesting enough to get your kids into science. But first, let me transform into a lab scientist.

Jeff: Oh yeah, me too.

Mr. Dog Poop: You just violated Twitch terms.

Jeff: No, I didn't. There were no nipples on the tv. Say my name. I thought stop watching Breaking Bad.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, we're going to hell. We're going to Twitch hell now. Now, we're going to get banned from Twitch.

Jeff: My nipples, were not on screen at any point.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So we got a science kit made for three year olds. Mr. Breaking Bad. Let's see what we got. This is one thing I noticed earlier. It’s beautiful. It says STEM.

Jeff: It’s STEAM.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yes, inside it says STEAM. I mean, this is a replay of yesterday, right? The outside said 258 and the inside says 285. All right. So, we got some bags. We got some chemicals.

Jeff: We've got balloons. What the hell?

Mr. Dog Poop: We've got balloons. These are the same tubes that me and Fat Chris use for poop.

Jeff: Oh my gosh. I think these are plastic straws.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, I saw these in here.

Jeff: Valuable commodities. Valuable commodities.

Mr. Dog Poop: We are literally felons now in the state of Florida for the possession of plastic straws with paper wrappers. This is a felony.

Jeff: I support sea turtles doing whatever white substance they want under the sea. I will continue to give them plastic straws. Cause can't do it with paper. Don't ask me how I know.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right.

Jeff: Glasses in the case.

Mr. Dog Poop: There are glasses in the case, but you can wear your Breaking Bad glasses. I can't put these over. I'm going to wear my glasses.

Jeff: By the way, audience, I'm wearing tidy whitey, just believe me. Again, Breaking Bad reference, Mr. Dog Poop.

Mr. Dog Poop: None of our viewers want to see it, Jeff.

Jeff: Oh, I guarantee you all of our viewers.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I took a look at this earlier and it's these STEAM packages and it's got these. Now remember, this is three plus, right, Jeff? So, open up this. There's some cards in here. And if you can pull those out.

Jeff: Oh, there it is. And this other STEAM bag.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. And this other STEAM bag. Now, I don't know if you need glasses or a magnifying glass to read this.

Jeff: Hot and cold water, do not mix.

Mr. Dog Poop: But the writing on the cards is tiny.

Jeff: I can see it.

Mr. Dog Poop: You can see it.

Jeff: I'm young. Do I need to transition into being messy.

Mr. Dog Poop: I need a magnifying glass. I need a magnifying glass to read it. And I don't understand.

Jeff: Vegetal dressing.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, we're going to make some salad dressing.

Jeff: I feel like that seems unsafe. You don't get high on your own supply. That's rule number one.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, Jeff's all set up to set up a meth lab. There's, you're not going to build meth out of this kit. You're going to educate kids.

Jeff: I have some Sudafed downstairs.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got Sudafed? Are you disappointed, Jeff?

Jeff: Quite. I am the one who knocks.

Mr. Dog Poop: Ah, you thought you were going to learn how to make meth from Sudafed no less.

Jeff: You need methylamine to make the good mess, according to Breaking Bad. I don't know if methylamine even real, by the way, that's how great Breaking Bad is. You just accept it.

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