Mr. Dog Poop: How many of the viewers saw Breaking Bad?

Jeff: All of them.

Mr. Dog Poop: What are they saying in the chat? What are they saying in the chat? They're all saying, yes, they've seen it.

Jeff: We've had no responses yet.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, we have no chat. We have no viewers.

Jeff: But it is literally like the highest rated television show in the history.

Mr. Dog Poop: I know we are. But what about Breaking Bad?

Jeff: They're second to the Man Show. The dance version of The Man Show, not the Doug Stan Hope Joe Rogan version, that was not highly rated.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait, they did a Man Show?

Jeff: No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Mr. Dog Poop: They did a Man Show. I remember a Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carola.

Jeff: Adam Corolla. Oh yeah. Joe Rogan and Doug Stan Hope when Adam and Jimmy quit. They did a year.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh.

Jeff: It didn't go well.

Mr. Dog Poop: That was in the eighties. Or was it in the fifties or something?

Jeff: It was the 1890s.

Mr. Dog Poop: 1890s. All right.

Jeff: So, Joe Rogan and Doug Stan are really old.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, I don't know who Joe Rogan is.

Jeff: I've never heard of him either, but I saw his name.

Mr. Dog Poop: I heard some chatter about him on the internet, but I don't know. He's not in the science world. He's not in the poop world. Oh, I got all these.

Jeff: I think I did ayahuasca with him in the desert one time. I've never been to the desert but sounds right.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So, I'm opening up all my bags, all my STEAM bags. We got some balloons. We got some balls. I hate to see what Jeff's going to do with this stuff.

Jeff: We got some blue. And now I'm back to interested. Sorry, those other glasses were way too small for my head.

Mr. Dog Poop: Now, if these are food coloring, this is a lot of food coloring. Yeah, these are food coloring. Wow.

Jeff: Is there an instruction manual here?

Mr. Dog Poop: No, it's the cards.

Jeff: Oh yeah. The thing I was just holding earlier.

Mr. Dog Poop: We'll just get everything on the table here. Apparently we're going to need some hot water and cold water. So, I got my safety stove.

Jeff: Oh man, I don't have water. I feel like Fat Chris should have told me I needed water.

Mr. Dog Poop: I want to say it's a given that you need water to make meth, right?

Jeff: I have whiskey. Does whiskey make meth?

Mr. Dog Poop: Whiskey and Sudafed not a bad combination, right?

Jeff: I like whiskey and muscle relaxers. I'm just saying. I give a fan from Twitch.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, aside from all the jokes, oh, what is this effervescent tablets? Do not eat. Wait.

Jeff: I’m definitely not going to eat it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I want to point out that each one of these bottles says, you got a bottle?

Jeff: I got the effervescent tablet.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: It's not a problem. I won’t eat the bottle.

Mr. Dog Poop: Look at the bottle. What does it say on the bottom there, Jeff?

Jeff: Do not eat.

Mr. Dog Poop: Do not eat. Well, do not eat any of the bottles. This is not an eating show. This is a chemistry show. We're going to figure out if a three-year-old can do a chemistry experiment.

Jeff: Well, if you see something going towards my mouth, start yelling at me.

Mr. Dog Poop: We need to reach out to all the teachers in the country or the universe, whatever. Can you hold one of these cards up to the camera? Because it was pretty clear. Hold the card up and yeah. As a teacher of three-year-olds, can you tell me if a three-year-old can read that?

Jeff: Colorful fountain. I'm looking at this in a reverse angle mirror.

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