Jeff: How much of the magic sand do you put in?

Mr. Dog Poop: All of it. I guess, all of it.

Jeff: Oh my God, that was instant.

Mr. Dog Poop: This isn’t a meth lab, man. It don't take a lot of time to do these experiments. Pull a scoop out. Is it dry?

Jeff: I mean it, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, Jeff screwed up the experiment.

Jeff: I screwed up the experiment.

Mr. Dog Poop: Dude, I pulled out perfectly dry magic sand.

Jeff: Oh, it was dry. It's dry. It is. I just have to drain the water out. But the sand is so dry.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's magic. It can't get wet. So, you can't, if you try to mix this and make it like sandy, you can't, and you can still scoop out the sand.

Jeff: That is actually kind of cool.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, how is that happening?

Jeff: We'll, see, Jesse.

Mr. Dog Poop: Let's see. Step two, pour the sand, take a Petri dish and pour the remaining water into the plate. And then use a paper towel to soak up the sand. All right, so you're supposed to now, oh goodness.

Jeff: They even gave us a paper towel.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait. The pet dish. Oh yeah. Look at that. Woo. They gave you a paper towel.

Jeff: Petri dish.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, is that what that is?

Jeff: This strength.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I guess.

Jeff: So flat box.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to use a paper towel to soak.

Jeff: Bunsen burner.

Mr. Dog Poop: To suck up all the water. Look at that. I sucked up all the water and I have nothing but sand. Magic sand.

Jeff: That's all water. We'll get rid of that.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm going to complain about, you know, three-year-olds being able to read these cards and their parents needing a magnifying glass to read them.

Jeff: Oh my God, it is kind of amazing. Can you hear that?

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, did you put it in the Petri? You know what a petri dish is?

Jeff: Yes, yes. This. I dumped out all the water and this is completely dry sand. That's what I'm saying. This is actually pretty impressive.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's pretty cool, right.

Jeff: Now, I've ruined my laptop.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh my God. If we go off the air it's because.

Jeff: All I'm going to say is, Jesse, we don't get high on our own supply.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't get the reference, but I'm pretty sure it was Breaking Bad. Yay. Magic water bag.

Jeff: What are these balloons for?

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. How did my things get mixed up?

Jeff: This is actually very interesting though. That magic sand that stayed completely dry. I mean, that's actually kind of cool. No ingredient list, so we don't know the magic behind it.

Mr. Dog Poop: We don't know the magic behind. Oh, wait.

Jeff: We only know that the magic blue stuff he is magic.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: I feel like it’s a Breaking Bad storyline.

Mr. Dog Poop: I found out why I was such an idiot because the cards have two sides. So, I had a whole bunch of experiments lined up in order. And apparently the back of the cards are something different. This one has volcanic eruptions, and on the back it says starch meets iodine, a volt. So, what about volcanic eruptions? We need a measuring cup, a stirring rod, dropper, pigment and water. I don't know what volcanic eruptions is, but it sounds pretty good.

Jeff: What is edible oil though?

Mr. Dog Poop: Edible oil.

Jeff: That's the fifth one, edible oil.

Mr. Dog Poop: Everything's do not eat. So, I'd be afraid.

Jeff: That’s concerning. Is that one of our ingredients? We've got rainbow sugar, but we don't have oil.

Mr. Dog Poop: We don't. Well, we're going to make it out of chemicals. We're going to make out of nonedible. So, something like sodium chloride, right? Chloride and sodium are two toxic things, but combined together, they're table salt. So, I assume the edible oil is a combination of do not eat containers to make edible oil. Wait, volcanic eruptions, ice. Let's just do something simple. Magic sand.

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