Glen: Yeah.

Jeff: Oh man. That was a leg exercise. Jesus.

Glen: Yeah.

Jeff: Sorry, Glen.

Mr. Dog Poop: What happens if there's a bear or something that comes and you're stuck in the snow and you can't get away from it.

Jeff: He's dead.

Glen: Well, then I guess I'd become his deep-fried meal, you know? Because there's no way I'm going to outrun that thing.

Mr. Dog Poop: There’s probably a lot of bears watching us on Deep Fried Friday.

Jeff: Well, hopefully.

Glen: Yeah, probably. Man, I tell you.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright, Glen. We're going to move on with the real news.

Glen: Move on. Okay. Get on it. We'll see you tomorrow under four more feet.

Mr. Dog Poop: We'll see you tomorrow.

Glen: My pleasure.

Mr. Dog Poop: Four more feet of snow.

Glen: Thank you.

Jeff: God bless.

Glen: Thank you for leaving me. Thank you for leaving me on hold.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. No problem. No problem. It's our pleasure. We were going to leave you until the end of the show.

Jeff: Geez, okay, I'm going to go have a beer, man. I got to get drunk now.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright.

Jeff: That was a workout.

Jeff: Have several, you guys.

Glen: Oh, I will be. And I will tap into the show and watch. Back to you in the studio, Mr. Poop and Jeff. Stay warm.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, we're warm. We're fine.

Jeff: My air conditioning's blowing cool air on me right now.

Glen: Yeah. Yeah. My jacket feels like it's air conditioned. Alright. Cheap air conditioning. Alright, guys.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright. Glen, on location.

Jeff: I feel like God is trying to solve geopolitical things for us. Just free California.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, this is what's going on, right? I mean, the liberals in California are getting what they deserve. What?

Jeff: And we're getting fire.

Mr. Dog Poop: And we're on fire. I mean, we're burning up. And so, no joke. People are snowed in. They don't have food. The grocery stores can't get deliveries. Although we saw a UPS truck. So, at least they're getting their vibrators and their deep fryers.

Jeff: That's all you need. Aside from alcohol, that's all you need to survive.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, you need alcohol. And that's a whole other issue.

Jeff: Vibrators, deep fryers. That's it.

Mr. Dog Poop: So yeah, three story apartment building got covered in snow. Avalanche came down and covered it. And the people were in there, but they were able to dig them out because they were inside the building. That's crazy. Every major news outlet from, I don’t want to name them all and give them credit on our show, but all the news, they all had correspondents out there in San Bernardino. We got our Tahoe correspondent. So, we're right there with them. This is the official news source of the internet.

Jeff: At least when it comes to weather in Tahoe.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, we've got a lot of news to talk about today, Jeff.

Jeff: No, baby.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, let's start someplace here. So, St. Pete this weekend was the season opener for the Indy Car series. Indy Car Series.

Jeff: Indy Car. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Indy Car series. Marcus Erickson. I don't know if you caught the show. I was trying to get a clip. I didn't. But like, the first five laps, there was a huge accident. And cars flying 10 feet high and then getting hit again and flying again. Helio Castroneves was like 20 feet in the air.

Jeff: Well, that’s car racing.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, that's car racing. But Marcus Erickson congratulations for season opener in St. Pete. We didn't see it because we were at the beer festival.

Jeff: You know, the Grand Prix of St. Pete's beautiful. I used to work for the Tampa Bay Rays, and the spring training stadium is on the track. So, I actually, back in the day in 2006, I got to drive my 1991 Toyota Camry. They're like, oh yeah, you can go park. You, you just got to drive. I drove around the track in my 1991 Camry hopping at 88 miles an hour all the way around those turns almost crashed into the wall.

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