Mr. Dog Poop: If it had, everyone would've been killed. Michigan train derailment.

Jeff: I don't think we're arguing different points.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, I'm not arguing. I'm saying there are literally 1200 train derailments every year. And because they didn't result in toxic oil spills that killed millions of people.

Jeff: Is it Atlas Field that should be running all the train tracks? Is that the right vibe?

Mr. Dog Poop: So, the second train derailments was Norfolk Southern. And that was the same company that was running the first train derailment. And this is in Ohio. There was another trained derailment by, you know, one of those monopoly railroads, like B and O railroads, R and R, whatever it was. One of those monopoly railroads up in North Michigan. But apparently, there's been like 12 train derailments so far this year. But average, a thousand a year. That's three a day, right? Every day there's like three trains. Now, sometimes they're passenger trains, sometimes they're cargo trains, sometimes they have chemicals. So, what's the solution? Do we put the toxic chemicals on trucks, so we don't have that problem? Well, I'm going to tell you what, probably not a good idea. Can we show the video from Maryland this weekend of a tanker truck?

Jeff: Thank you. Jay Frog. Rearden Steel. Rearden Steel’s the answer.

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Mr. Dog Poop: So, guess what buddy? That is also under Pete Buttigieg. The trucks, the trains, the airplanes. What the fuck is going on here, Pate?

Jeff: Planes, trains and automobile.

Mr. Dog Poop: I voted for Mayor Pete for president. I like Mayor Pete. But come on. What the hell is going on here, man?

Jeff: Seems like he has a problem keeping things straight. I know it was stupid joke. Stupid joke. Now, look, he was a mayor of what town in Ohio, right?

Mr. Dog Poop: It was like Podunk, Ohio. But the guy's a genius. The guy's a genius. He's a Rhode Scholar. He fought in military. The guy's probably one of the smartest people I've ever seen in politics. You know, politics people are not very smart.

Jeff: I Don’t buy. I don't buy it.

Mr. Dog Poop: You don't have to. But it's a fact. It's a fact on Wikipedia.

Jeff: Oh, it's a fact on Wikipedia. Hey folks, go on Wikipedia and change the facts.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh. You can’t.

Jeff: Oh look, Buttigieg’s retarded. Oh, look how that works. See, that's how Wikipedia works. Come on, man. I was a genius at one point in time too. And then I became an alcoholic.

Mr. Dog Poop: And then you got married, right?

Jeff: Well, so did Pete Buttigieg..

Mr. Dog Poop: That's true. He did. But he's in a loving relationship. He didn't get divorced. Did they have a kid.

Jeff: He was with a man. Imagine how crazy that he became.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think they had a kid, however that happens with gay people.

Jeff: Magic.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don’t know.

Jeff: I mean, I had two kids the old-fashioned way, you know.

Mr. Dog Poop: o did they. Whatever that is.

Jeff: That's definitely the old fashion way.

Mr. Dog Poop: I could be wrong. I could be wrong.

Jeff: We're not great at reproductive science here.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're not scientists, but I'm pretty sure they had a kid.

Jeff: The old-fashioned way.

Mr. Dog Poop: But yeah, this is getting a little nuts. So, a thousand derailments a year. If you're living in a place where you can hear a train, ] and I have this every morning, I get up and I can hear the train whistles down the street, and we have these trains that are going through Tampa. And now I have to be concerned that these things could turn over and I'm going to have to put a gas mask on and head out of here, because I'm afraid

Jeff: You better have your freeze-dried meals.

Mr. Dog Poop: But you can't eat them if you can't breathe the air.

Jeff: Yeah. And if you can't get clean water, they're kind of useless too,

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