Jeff: I'm a man. I cook. I don't bake donuts. Come on. Come at me with some man cooking.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, so some of these things, I got some other vegetables here. I'm going to go ahead and put in some potatoes.

Jeff: I think I saw potatoes.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's pretty good size.

Jeff: 20 minutes,

Mr. Dog Poop: Huh?

Jeff: I think potatoes. I got some nice colorful potatoes.

Mr. Dog Poop: What did it say the potatoes were going to take?

Jeff: 20 minutes is when you should check them, is what I read.

Mr. Dog Poop: Little potatoes?

Jeff: That's what I read.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, maybe do some potatoes and some carrots. And there's a lot of room in here. I don't know if you're supposed to leave space. Probably would've been a good idea to read the instructions.

Jeff: Naw. In the Man Show tradition, we don't read instructions.

Mr. Dog Poop: We don't read instructions. All right.

Jeff: We're going to start a fire with my Slap Ya Mama or something.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're going to let that sit on the side. I've got some other vegetables to cut up. Kind of low energy show, Jeff. Kind of a low energy show. Hey, we haven't burned ourselves yet.

Jeff: I need to drink faster. Is that what you're saying?

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm just saying maybe we need something more exciting. I got some big mushrooms. Throw those in there.

Jeff: Oh, if you want to take some mushrooms, we'll have a real exciting episode. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about food?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, we're talking about button caps, and we got some we got some zucchini, but aren't you supposed to peel it?

Jeff: It's probably your call.

Mr. Dog Poop: Huh?

Jeff: It's probably your call.

Mr. Dog Poop: I want to say I think the skin is bitter but might be good.

Jeff: Yeah. You know what I forgot is a fork. What have I got?

Mr. Dog Poop: You got a zombie toolkit.

Jeff: I got my zombie toolkit.

Mr. Dog Poop: You're so in an emergency.

Jeff: Hell yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got the fork.

Jeff: Wow. Loud. All right, I hear it. I hear it working here. So, I'm going to pick it up, which is probably stupid, but there we go. We got some potatoes and some swordfish. I'm either going to eat like a king or I'm going to be getting Uber Eats later.

Mr. Dog Poop: Getting Uber Eats.

Jeff: I might back-to-back it with Arby's tonight.

Mr. Dog Poop: So last night after the show, you did an episode on your YouTube channel of taste testing Arby's.

Jeff: Yeah, it's called their Steakhouse Garlic Ribeye sandwich. And I don't remember eating it, but I watched myself eat it while I was editing the video and I was very happy with it. I'll tell you that.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's good. Well, if anybody wants to see drunk Jeff food tasting the Arby's Ribeye sandwich. Check out Jeff Macolino on YouTube.

Jeff: Yeah, Arby's is my go-to. I ranked my top 10 fast food restaurants in a drunken haze once and Arby’s I put number one. I put Drew Brees number nine on that list. And he's not a restaurant and he's a football player.

Mr. Dog Poop: Probably owns a restaurant.

Jeff: He does. He owns chains of Jimmy John's and Walk-Ons.

Mr. Dog Poop: There you go.

Jeff: So, I guess Jimmy John's kind of by default got number nine. I mean, it's edible.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think I ate a Jimmy John's once and wasn't impressed.

Jeff: No, there's too many good options out there to get your sandwiches from Jimmy John’s.

Mr. Dog Poop: And up here around the stadium, around the Buck Stadium, sandwiches are expensive. So, it's like 10, $11 for a sub sandwich. Just seems like a lot of money.

Jeff: You know where you got to go to get your subs? Publix.

Mr. Dog Poop: Publix has the best subs.

Jeff: Yeah, double dogs and they're affordable. I'm adjusting my back support. I'm not fingering myself.

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