Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, just pulling off your pants there. I mean, it's okay. As long as you don't stand up, you don't have to have your pants on. It's not a Man Show requirement.

Jeff: It's not in my contract that I need to wear bottoms.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's not.

Jeff: It's very important to read the contracts folks.

Mr. Dog Poop: Cut up some onions here. I don't know what this is. A mix. We got some broccoli. But broccoli only takes a couple minutes, so I'm thinking I don't know how long it's going to take to cook the chicken.

Jeff: It says right on the front. It says fish, 10 to 12 minutes. Is that chicken? I'm guessing that's chicken. 22 to 25 minutes.

Mr. Dog Poop: 22 to 25.

Jeff: Yeah. I got to give him credit. There's a picture on the front right there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, I can't see the front wrong. I can't see the front.

Jeff: So, they idiot proof it. I mean, that's pretty nice of them.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to tell you something Jeff, I'm going to tell you something. I think it is idiot proof because we've done half of our show. We haven't cut ourselves; we haven't burned ourselves. I mean, this thing's pretty sweet. Now, we haven't taken anything out of it while it's still boiling, because my timer can't go off. Right. So, I can't turn it back. I put it on 60 minutes. The chicken's going to get cooked for 60 minutes, whether I like it or not.

Jeff: Yeah. I am realizing a flaw in our stacking here, the potatoes are going to take longer than the meat, but the meat is on the bottom.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't think you could put the meat on the top because like, wouldn't the juices drip down? I guess it would be fine.

Jeff: Yeah, my thought is, it steams up so the fish should steam into the potatoes, so it makes it more cohesive dish. But I guess it would work the other way too.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. All the vegetables. The box had some nice pictures. What does your box have? Have you got your box still?

Jeff: The box has fish on the bottom. Oh, it does have lemon on top.

Mr. Dog Poop: You pull up the box. Show us the picture of the box.

Jeff: Yeah. It's thrown across my spacious office. Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. See it's got nice stuff in the top, all mixed up. And those vegetables are going to drip down on the fish or whatever.

Jeff: Yeah. And the fish will steam its flavor upwards.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, do you want your vegetables to taste like fish?

Jeff: What's that?

Mr. Dog Poop: You want your vegetables that taste like fish?

Jeff: No. No. I think if my vegetables taste like fish, well, I'm not going to go what else can smell like fish. But it's not a good sign if it does.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Fish isn't good. You could actually, by the time this thing gets done we go off the air, you could do an episode of tasting your own food.

Jeff: Yeah. My food is just too good for drunk me to enjoy.

Mr. Dog Poop: Plus, you don't have anybody to make fun of except yourself.

Jeff: That's true too. That's true too. I did have an episode I filmed titled Drunk Jeff Cooks and it's just me cooking. And the end of the episode, after five minutes of seeing me dice onions and mix sauce and boil pasta and all this stuff, the doorbell rings. I go get food and its food delivery. And that's, yeah. I never filmed in the ending because I needed a delivery person.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait, you filmed an episode of cooking, but it was actually delivery.

Jeff: The joke was going to be, I did all this.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, you're not funny. You're not funny, Jeff. I didn't get. I didn't get it.

Jeff: Well, that doesn't mean I'm not funny. That might just mean, you know.

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