Jeff: I'll be there in like 37 years.

Mr. Dog Poop: And you know, in my defense I've been waiting 45 minutes for a potato to cook.

Jeff: It. Yeah. I reset the timer at 15 and it's back down to five. Yeah. It's been at least 35 minutes on my end. And you started yours, you started steaming before I did.

Mr. Dog Poop: I started; I don't know.

Jeff: But again, obviously for a live show, this is not the most exciting.

Mr. Dog Poop: Thought it was going to take 20 minutes. And what does it say on the front? It says 20 minutes. Supposed to take 20 minutes.

Jeff: 22 to 25 for chicken. They don't have potato on the thingy.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, I thought they had a potato on it.

Jeff: I think it's an egg.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh. That's why it was supposed to take that much time. You go back in the video. You told me it was a potato.

Jeff: Probably.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff: Sounds like me. I think they have rice on there that says that's 39 to 42 minutes.

Mr. Dog Poop: You can steam rice?

Jeff: Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know how I buy my rice. That's why I would never use this for, for broccoli or for rice, because I buy the steaming bag stuff. You just throw it in the microwave. People can talk about it not being as good. Broccoli tastes the same, whether you steam it in a bag in the microwave or you steam it in this. And same with rice. Rice tastes like what you eat with rice.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm a man. So, I eat minute rice, pre-cooked, mix it up with some hot water, throw some butter on it and you're good to go.

Jeff: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got your computer on. You got your Zoom on mute.

Jeff: My Zoom's on mute. Yeah. Why are you getting an echo?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, I mean, we always got problems.

Jeff: Well, you know, cell phone service. Woo.

Mr. Dog Poop: That was horrific last night. And we set up a live show for six and at 5 38 your internet goes out.

Jeff: Yeah. I literally came up here. I had just been streaming TV for two hours downstairs, so I'm like, no, my internet's fine. Of course, I was trying to get on Twitter on my phone and it wasn't working. And I assumed the CIA and FBI had a hit out on me. I get a little paranoid sometimes when I'm drunk.

Mr. Dog Poop: You have good reasons to. I mean, you go online live, you say horrible things about just about everybody. You talk about the FBI. I mean, you're probably on a watch list.

Jeff: Yeah. Well, yeah. You know, I take that as a prize. I'm on a terrorist organization's watch list.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I remember Jim Carey, no, John Kerry. The government, the FBI was watching him and following him because they thought he was a domestic terrorist or something. And they talked to him. This was John Kerry before he was a politician. And they said, oh no, he just wants to be president. So, he wanted to be president. If you wanted to be president, you could say do whatever you want. And they just ignore you because they know that's what it takes to become president. And you're obviously not a threat to the country.

Jeff: Ah. So, if you say, well, I'm running for president in 2024.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff Macolino 2024

Jeff: Announced right here. I'm finally old enough to run for president.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm really pissed, Jeff, because I was going to announce my candidacy for president of 2024 and you announced before me, and now we're going to have a problem. Obviously we're going to have a problem because we're both on the same show and we're running for the same job. Why is the phone?

Jeff: Well, we’ll be running in different political parties so we can, you know. Hey, the debates will be exploding.

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