Jeff: Into the what?

Mr. Dog Poop: Into the oil?

Jeff: No, I would not do that. It's very hot. I felt some of it.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I got two ham sandwiches with pancake batter. This is really messy. You know, this is really messy. This is really messy.

Jeff: I'm calling my first efforts here a failure myself.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, this fryer's pretty nice. I actually like it. And I want to say we spent $35 on it. So, not real expensive. Pretty decent size. I think we probably could have filled it up higher. I don't think the deep fryer is a problem. The problem is the people using it.

Jeff: Yeah, I think that's absolutely it. Whoever told me this mashed potato thing would work is a liar.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is it Jay Frog?

Jeff: This is the best effort I'm going to give it right here. It’s a nice, big thick one. It's breaded in panko.

Mr. Dog Poop: And what is panko? Can you tell me what panko is?

Jeff: It's breadcrumbs.

Mr. Dog Poop: Just regular breadcrumbs? Or is it like an Asian breadcrumbs?

Jeff: I think there's different styles. Mine are because these don't have dairy in them.

Mr. Dog Poop: Why would you have dairy in breadcrumbs?

Jeff: Oh, Italian breadcrumbs have dairy in them.

Mr. Dog Poop: What?

Jeff: Yeah. Oh, my. They got Parmesan and Romano a lot of times in there.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I guess this show's going to be about three and a half hours long.

Jeff: It's definitely not looking like we're going to have any good food cooked.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I mean, this thing's cooking pretty slow here. I mean, they're looking good. And this is, but I don't know if I have any plates to put it on. Some plates might come in from my staff here. See if we got any plates Looks like we got some plates coming.

Jeff: Yeah. My dishwashers are in school.

Mr. Dog Poop: I was at the store, and they had some things that were like grates that you could put the fried food on to let it drain out, but I couldn't afford it. Dude, have you seen the prices of stuff?

Jeff: Oh yeah. It's absurd. And I told you beforehand, I won't call out the grocery store, but I buy onions. I cut into them to prepare for the show earlier today. They're completely black inside.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I've purchased bags of onions from the same store, which I won't say what it is. But I pulled the thing out and then they're like rotten. So, this stuff's been sitting. Oh, let me tell you, I went today to get some mixes and I got a mix that was on clearance, and I'm like, oh, great, clearance. It was, instead of $2.29 cents, it was a 1.19. I'm like, great, I'll get a couple. I'll get the whole shelf right, 119. And the dates on the boxes were May of 2022. So, they're like almost a year expired. No wonder they're on clearance.

Jeff: Yeah, they're on clearance. All right. Just a sneak peek. Here's this ball. This one's looking okay. You can see it's starting to get crispy. It's seeming to stay together. So, we'll see. If that one doesn't work. I'm done with this experiment with the mash potatoes.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Let's fry some chicken or something.

Jeff: Yeah. Well, because I know people love to watch me eat things that I find disgusting, I did get a punishment, which if these don't work, I think I'll go to that first.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: So, the only thing to me in the store that looks more disgusting than spam.

Mr. Dog Poop: Sausages. Yeah.

Jeff: Chicken Vienna sausage.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright. These look pretty good. These are the ham sandwiches that I made with Swiss cheese; a little bit sticky. There's a lot of stuff left in here.

Jeff: Yeah, I did spray my basket with the non-stick spray, but it didn't initially look like it was working too well.

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