Mr. Dog Poop: Alright, so we have to plug this thing in.

Jeff: Not a very long cord I’ll say.

Mr. Dog Poop: Not a very long cord and no controls.

Jeff: Let’s see.

Mr. Dog Poop: You just plug it in and what?

Jeff: The light comes. It says hot surface.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is this Door Dash or Dash Dears. Is this to be a Door Dash thing?

Jeff: It does look like DoorDash.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, if people plugging these in. People plug these into their cigarette lighter, make donuts and deliver them.

Jeff: I mean, at least it’s fast. Yeah, there’s no switch. So, I guess once you plug it in. Yeah, I can feel the temperatures.

Mr. Dog Poop: Why’d you put your hand in there, Jeff?

Jeff: I put my thumb in there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Put your thumb right on there. See what happens.

Jeff: So yeah, I guess once you plug it in, it's on.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: There's no off.

Mr. Dog Poop: Let me put this on the side here. Before we can make donuts, we need donut mix, right?

Jeff: Yeah, I think I'll unplug it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, you better unplug it. Have you done any research on donuts?

Jeff: No, other than watching like, you know.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you have done zero preparation for our show today. Zero. Okay, I get it.

Jeff: I haven't eaten a lot of donuts.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, and in all fairness, we were just like, oh, go get some cake mix and stuff. And we sent Fat Chris to the store, and he came back with a few bags of groceries. And it's like, what am I going to do with this stuff?

Jeff: I'm going to try these confetti pancake mixes. Try them as donuts.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, so I got Duncan Hines, perfectly moist double food cake mix. Preheat oven, blah, blah. Okay, so I'm pretty sure you just mix this crap up and then just pour it in.

Jeff: Yeah, so this is one cup for every half cup. So, let's go ahead and I'll do two cups over here.

Mr. Dog Poop: You have a measuring cup? This is the Man Show, Jeff. We don't measure.

Jeff: Hey, men don't bake either. Give me a break.

Mr. Dog Poop: We’re not baking. We’re making donuts.

Jeff: That's true. I'm just kind of, you know, I don't know how much a cup is.

Mr. Dog Poop: Uh-oh, I got chocolate cake mix. Let's see. I’m suppose the mix. Blend. So, I got my mixer. I'm going to use that.

Jeff: You got fancy. I just got a manual. I've got a boring old whisk.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh no, I got that for the eggs. So, I got one of those for the eggs. And that old whisk. You got to have the right tools, Jeff. You got to have the right tools.

Jeff: I have the right tool here. One of these days this is going to be full of beer and we're not going to be able to finish the episode until I down it.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, cake mix, water, eggs and oil. I didn't have anything to open the bags. I’m going to pull out my tactical spork. My k-bar tactical spork.

Jeff: Oh, look at that getting usage.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yep, that’s getting some use.

Jeff: I've got my mix going here so time to whisk away.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm just going to put some crap in there and I guess we'll break an egg into it I guess if I had thought about this I probably would have had a garbage can.

Jeff: Hey, yeah probably would help with the eggs.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, probably would help with the eggs.

Jeff: I’m not sure how I’m going to scoop this. This is already pretty nice and hot.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got to get your pancakes hotter.

Jeff: Yeah, I'm going to have to plug it back in here to heat that thing up.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, oil and water. Chris goes and gets me vegetable oil. They should have like beer oil or something, not vegetable oil. Who uses vegetable oil? Okay, so I put some oil in there, an egg.

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