Drinking Beer and Eating Donuts - A Cooking and Review of the Express Mini Donut Maker Page-4

Drinking Beer and Eating Donuts - A Cooking and Review of the Express Mini Donut Maker

Season:1
Episode:2
Page Number:4

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm concerned. The smoke is not coming out of the donut. It's coming like off the cord.

Jeff: Well, mine is all from the thing. Let me see if I can pick it up without burning myself. Let's see here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. It smells like it's on fire.

Jeff: Yeah. Do you see the smoke rising up there?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it's like it's on fire. Yeah, but you got steam rising. I actually have smoke coming off of it. And I don't have anything in it. And I'm a little bit concerned.

Jeff: I think mine are finished. It’s kind of quick.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, this one quick too, but there's still smoke coming off of it.

Jeff: Same here. Well, maybe it cooks until. I don't know. Alright. Thank you alright. I'm ready to already take these out. I feel like it's only been a couple minutes.

Mr. Dog Poop: No. Well, I mean, we probably should’ve read the instructions.

Jeff: Someone told me men don't read instructions.

Mr. Dog Poop: They don’t.

Jeff: Mr. Poop. This smells really good. I should have put beer in it. It would have done a lot better.

Mr. Dog Poop: It doesn't have beer.

Jeff: That’s the one that it doesn't have beer in it. But I'm going to contaminate it with chocolate. Alright. Okay. Let’s see if I can stick this out on camera here.

Mr. Dog Poop: From my area, this mix looks good. So, I've got chocolate. Oh, we haven't burned the house down yet.

Jeff: No, I unplugged my I think mine are done. I think that little fork here and actually kudos. Well, let's just see if this holds.

Mr. Dog Poop: We even have rainbow jimmies so we got all the stuff over here.

Jeff: So, these donuts came out real easily.

Mr. Dog Poop: But they don't look cooked. Can you taste one?

Jeff: Yeah, let's find out. Let's go with this one in the middle because that was in the longest.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm going to wait and see what your first try looks like. You need a fork?

Jeff: I use it to take them out.

Mr. Dog Poop: Why didn’t you use the Zombie Survival fork?

Jeff: I don't know. That would have been smart. It's sitting right here next to me. Actually, I should have just used the knife. I finally got it closed up.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got it closed?

Jeff: Oh, yeah. So, it's got some of the crust from the outside. That part's burned. But that's

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: Let's just bite on it. It taste like a confetti pancake.

Mr. Dog Poop: And it's fully cooked?

Jeff: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: What is in confetti pancake?

Jeff: Ah, I don't know. Like vanilla with a little bit.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, so it's got some flavor.

Jeff: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to go ahead. This thing is hot. I am going put some stuff in here. You just fill up each one, I guess. I don't want to have the burnt stuff on it.

Jeff: Actually, I'm picking off all the burnt stuff. That's my favorite part.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's your favorite part?

Jeff: Oh yeah, but I do that when I cook something on the skillet with cheese, man, I just eat the burnt cheese off it.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to try a different spoon here. These are the chocolate beer donuts.

Jeff: Oh man. I'm jealous.

Mr. Dog Poop: Chocolate beer donuts.

Jeff: I’ll mix a little whisky in my next batter.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, so the problem is that the heat takes the alcohol out, but they should have a good flavor.

Jeff: Yeah, that's fine.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, so now, I put this in. And it's cooking over the edges. I thought I had done it smartly, but it's cooking over the edges. I'm going to put the top down without burning my hand. It seems like it now it's coming out the side. I don't know if you can if you can see that. But it's coming out all sides. It's dripping out. It's dripping out. Oh, this is crazy. It's coming out everywhere. Oh my god, there's chocolate coming out of this side. It's dripping on the desk. This isn't good.

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