Jeff: I’ll scrape that son of a bitch off and eat it.

Mr. Dog Poop: We wanted to do a video about cooking, you know we're in Florida, cooking an egg on the roof. Oh, you can just cook an egg and it just cooks on the roof.

Jeff: Yeah, see the more burnt part does taste right.

Mr. Dog Poop: It needs to be more like a waffle. Right? It needs to be cooked more. I don't know if this is capable of cooking it.

Jeff: Well, donuts are like in between a waffle and pancake.

Mr. Dog Poop: What happens if I put like frosting on it, walnuts in the thing? That helps it?

Jeff: It won’t end well.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it should, I mean it going to melt it, right?

Jeff: Oh yeah, big time.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, if I do that.

Jeff: I think this is the prettiest donut I made.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm going to go ahead and frost these while they're hot.

Jeff: Oh yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is just like Dunkin Donuts. Look at that.

Jeff: Oh yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, that sounds good.

Jeff: Make it look like Cinnabon almost.

Mr. Dog Poop: It’s going to be Cinnabon. Yeah. Going to be Cinnabon. Oh, yeah, look, this is beautiful. You can't see it. The viewers can see it because we got overhead camera. And they're saying that is a beautiful set of pancakes.

Jeff: Oh, yeah, I got the Twitch stream open just so I can see your donuts. Oh, yeah. By the way, if you're watching on Twitch, you can also watch on YouTube. If you're watching on YouTube, there's also Twitch. If you're watching elsewhere, I don't know where the hell you're finding this.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know who the hell would find it.

Jeff: Somebody looking for donuts.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, I know my mom is watching but we have one viewer, so it's not looking good.

Jeff: Now we have we have three viewers.

Mr. Dog Poop: I want to try the confetti pancake. Also, I have powdered sugar, confectionery sugar to dip the donuts and but I should probably make some fresh donuts for that.

Jeff: This is the winner to me of the whole thing for me.

Mr. Dog Poop: The confetti pancake mix? Well, you haven't tasted the actual donuts. Oh, I believe that those are probably good, but I mean, I'll make pancakes with this. These are man donuts. Right here. This is what I'm talking about.

Jeff: Do they have a beer taste to them?

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh wait, I put beer in the chocolate donuts but the vanilla donuts don't. No, it didn't really taste like beer, and I didn't put any water. But these are looking pretty delicious. I feel like I can get a job at Dunkin Donuts making donuts after this.

Jeff: In fairness, I don't think that's like a difficult job.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, but they don't make stuff like this. I think beer donuts would be a good addition to the Dunkin Donuts brand.

Jeff: Oh, I agree. I didn't put enough whiskey. I can't taste it.

Mr. Dog Poop: You need to pour the whiskey on after you cook them. You know, I think that would actually be really good.

Jeff: If you made like a whiskey glaze.

Mr. Dog Poop: With a whiskey syrup. Right?

Jeff: Yeah. If you mix whiskey and syrup.

Mr. Dog Poop: We'll just take some corn syrup and mix it with whiskey. No, just mix it with some thickener or something. So, it's actually a whiskey syrup. Yeah, I feel we could sell that.

Jeff: Oh, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: You know, how many how many men across the country get up on Sunday morning and their wives say you're taking the family to Denny's or Shawnees or whatever, whatever the crazy restaurant is in your area. We're going out for breakfast. And the man's like, uh, gotta have beer. They don't serve beer in the morning. But if you had a whiskey syrup in your pocket, oh, I got my own syrup, you could actually stand being out with your family.

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