REVIEWING 2 BELLA EGG COOKERS AND THE HAMILTON BEACH DUAL

Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop with Jeff Macolino, we're getting a late start today, Jeff, because of Spectrum. 

Jeff: That was a statewide

Mr. Dog Poop: That was a fun phone call.

Jeff: It was. And credit, the customer service lady was very nice.

Mr. Dog Poop: She was very nice. She didn't expect us. And in her defense, I mean, we were pretty crazy. And I wish we had that call to share with everybody. But the whole state of Florida was without internet service and we couldn't start this stream. But we are live now. And I gotta remember your name because we've been drinking this whole time. So we've been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and downing beers and whiskey and everything else. And it's hard to remember what we were going to do the show about what.

Hey, Fat Chris check online what was the show going to be about? Eggs. Didn't we talk about eggs last week? 

Jeff: Yeah menstrual cycles. 

Mr. Dog Poop: Baby chickens hatch. So today we're going to cook some eggs. So we got a Bella 7A cooker. We got a Bella 7A cooker, but these are two different sizes. You got one? I got these two. And I also have a Hamilton Beach. So this is the coo de top. This is the soup dejo. This is the big one. Jeff doesn't have one of these because the man show budget only budgeted for one of these. And we figured Jeff was getting enough money, enough compensation out of his panini press that he didn't need one of these. But this is Hamilton Beach.

Jeff: It looks like a mat.

Mr. Dog Poop: What the heck, man? Hamilton beach sandwich maker.

Jeff: Hey, I spent all weekend at the sperm donation place just to afford a dozen eggs. I could not afford the Hamilton Beach.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is reserved for the corporate office and not the, from home office. So apparently you put some pieces in here. So as we're doing the egg cookers, let's start with the egg cookers. We're going to come back to this Hamilton Beach because we've been drinking beers out now for a couple hours waiting for the internet to come back on. And we're hungry.

Jeff: Yeah, I've been drinking whiskey. 

Mr. Dog Poop: You're bad.

Jeff: No, I'm great. I'm fantastic. Let's go.

Mr. Dog Poop: Alright. Open up one of your boxes Jeff, you got your pocket knife or your K bar tactical spork.

Jeff: I do have my zombie kit. 

Mr. Dog Poop: You got your zombie kit.

Jeff: But this one doesn't need a knife. It's just a thumb thingy. A knife would be overkill. 

Mr. Dog Poop: My pocket knife here to open the box.

Jeff: Alright. We're opening the egg one.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're opening the big one. Should we open the little one first? I'm just going to.

Jeff: I already opened the little one. Now I'm opening the big one with this knife that I couldn't close.

Mr. Dog Poop: You should be able to close it, Jeff.

Jeff: And look, look everyone, I can close it now. 

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh my God, Jeff has become a man.

Jeff: Well, let's not go too far. It's not like I got certified.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got certified as a man. Alright. So I'm going to open a little one. I don't know how much these work, but again, the man show has this massive budget to buy all these products. Wait, what is this? What the heck? Alight. Are we getting any instructions?

Jeff: Is that the big one or the small ones? 

Mr. Dog Poop: This one says omelet and poached, but what does this have to do with omelet and poached? Alight, let's get rid of that. Get rid of that. I'll open the big one. Did you open the big one yet, Jeff?

Jeff: I cut the tape, but I did not open it yet.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm opening the big mamma jam. Here's the instruction sheet.

Jeff: Instruction, manual. As we prove that we don't need that.

Mr. Dog Poop: And Jeff just to let everybody know, the last episode, we vacuum packed beer and we said the thing didn't work, but it actually did. It actually did vacuum pack. We didn't find out until after the show. So we're apologizing to the vacuum maker. I don't remember who they were. Boson kitchen. M guy is saying we need to do a disclaimer that it actually works. And we were too stupid to figure it out. So what else is new?

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