Jeff: The big one? I did. Yes. I just plugged in the small one. I'm going to change the camera angle here.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait, I just heard something come on. Let's see. This one just came on. Okay, so this is probably defective because it just came, there was no steam in here, and there's no heat. And it just came on.

Jeff: That's a good egg break. That's a good egg break.

Mr. Dog Poop: And it just went off.

Jeff: Come on.

Mr. Dog Poop: It went on and off. So, apparently, there's.

Jeff: Someone's going to hate it. Oh, I didn't turn it this way. It's on. Table eight. It's on. You can actually see through the hood, well, I can, you're getting some steam. You're going to get me. Now, I got raw egg on the camera.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, man, Jeff, we're not going to be able to do the steam food tomorrow.

Jeff: Why did this thing already beep at me? It's not done. No, no, turn back on. Do you hear this? It's telling me it's done already?

Mr. Dog Poop: I hear, what? This thing makes a beep.

Jeff: Yeah, that's what I kept telling you, man.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, mine didn't beep. Mine didn't beep.

Jeff: Yes, it does.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's randomly going on and off. So, the little one is fine, I wish that I had made an omelet or an egg in this one, but the big one, it made three and then that was the end of its life. So, not recommending that. The sandwich maker. I feel like there are better ways to do this.

Jeff: I feel like you.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I'm really upset, because The Man Show is expending this huge budget of 10 and $20 for these appliances, and we're not getting the value out of it that we expect. For $10 for a China appliance, we expect it to cook a sandwich.

Jeff: Or at least launch a balloon up into the stratosphere.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, launch a balloon. Oh my goodness, what a disaster.

Jeff: At least shut down the internet in the state of Florida.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, what had happened was that Biden sent that dive team out to recover the China balloon, and they cut Florida's access to the internet. So, they thought it was a China cable, but it was Spectrum's connection to the internet. What the heck, Jeff? The thing's beeping.

Jeff: Yes, look.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right.

Jeff: Ow. Oh, God, that hurt. Hold on. See, this is the only thing that makes us The Man Show, is we burn ourselves constantly.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I need new fingers. My hands are completely burned.

Jeff: All right, I'm going to point it down a little bit. So, see these eggs? They're not cooked.

Mr. Dog Poop: They're not cooked.

Jeff: Clearly. And I pressed the button.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's the little one.

Jeff: No, that's the big one. No, it's the little one.

Mr. Dog Poop: You put the tray from the little one into the big one?

Jeff: No, no, no, I poured the egg from the big one into the little one. This is the little one, see, the light's on? Actually, the light's on.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's still not cooking.

Jeff: Hold on, the light is on. This is the first time the light's been on. Go for Jeff Lebowski, 2020. Hold on. Oh, hold on, I actually see some, no, it turned off. It's not cooked.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can you imagine if people across the country were using these to feed their kids breakfast and everybody shows up two or three hours late for school because the egg cookers didn't work?

Jeff: I ate six hard-boiled eggs.

Mr. Dog Poop: Hey, I'm going to give you an excuse. You're going to show up three hours late for school because the egg cooker kept going on and off.

Jeff: I'm cooling the burn on my hand. By the way, these burns are like ridges when you're pleasuring a woman, right?

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