Mr. Dog Poop: We got the Hamilton Beach sandwich maker. The deluxe sandwich maker. It would really make sense. So I guess it just, it looks like an ash tray that probably just heats up with water. So I'm going to turn mine on. I'm going to turn and it comes up. Let's see. So we're going to put some water. I can't tell you what brand of water it is because I have to charge them. So we're going to go poached.
Jeff: Well, you know, it's not Spectrum brand.
Mr. Dog Poop: It's not spectrum
Jeff: Because it wouldn't work.
Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, so I put up to the poach line. I don't see anything happening. So what about hard boiled?
Jeff: Well, hard boiled I assume is just putting them in here.
Mr. Dog Poop: Hard. So wait, there's more. Wait, hard boiled it's more.
Jeff: She always wants it hard.
Mr. Dog Poop: This is too hard. So this is boiling, but I don't know how much. I'm just going to fill this thing up with water.
Jeff: Alright, Bella, can you make your cords longer?
Mr. Dog Poop: That's long. It's also Bella.
Jeff: Not really.
Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. But it's longer than the other one's that are two inches.
Jeff: Oh yeah, the big one is really tiny.
Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, they're trying to save money on the cord. So this thing holds, this does hard boiled eggs. So let's say, I'm going to put some hard boiled eggs in here. I can't believe that much water is going to hard boil seven eggs. I'm going to put more water in it.
Jeff: I'm going to put six eggs in here. So where's the whole boil level?
Mr. Dog Poop: How long do you think it takes? I mean, it's not even, this is nuts now.
Jeff: That's what she said.
Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, is this a thing? Does this go on here? I don't understand.
Jeff: I plugged this in. I put six eggs in and I poured water in. So supposedly these will be hard boils within how long?
Mr. Dog Poop: We don't know. We can't read the instructions. So I'm just going to fill this up with water. Oh wait.
Jeff: Look at my big fat stomach. And the eggs. Look at the eggs.
Mr. Dog Poop: This doesn't have a temperature, it just, oh no, I just spilled the water all over the desk. I'm proud to say this is episode five. It's our fifth anniversary of doing episodes. I've destroyed my desk.
Jeff: Four times.
Mr. Dog Poop: So far 4 times. This will be five.
Jeff: I haven't even figured out the big egg cooker yet because the little one's got a longer cord.
Mr. Dog Poop: This is all getting I guess it's something. There should probably be some kind of timer or something. So every time I've made poached egg, this is like, I guess this is an egg poacher. So probably can we throw some butter in there and get a knife? Ugh, get my butter knife.
Jeff: I don't even think this thing can reach the electrical outlet I've got, this is kind of embarrassing for Bella.
Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, it's embarrassing for you because you don't have a handy dandy electrical outlet. Why are you blaming Bella because you can't afford a house with more than one electrical outlet in a room?
Jeff: Well, I don't have as much sperm as possible. I'm trying to help the human species. But you know, that doesn't buy electrical outlets.
Mr. Dog Poop: So what do they do with that? Do they do medical research or they just make Jeff Macolino clones?
Jeff: I hope there's a bunch of stupid Jeff Macolino's running around out there listening to my podcast.
Mr. Dog Poop: They don't even know you're their father.
Jeff: Is that my daddy? He sounds like me. Is that my dad? I know it doesn't make sense.
Mr. Dog Poop: It doesn't make any sense. And the worst part is they're going to come to you and sue you for money. When we make money on this stupid podcast that we're doing, which makes no sense at all. We're always late. We're always having problems. We're only to episode five. And so far nothing has worked.
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