Jeff: Well, all right stupid or you know. There goes your egg.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is that you or is that me?

Jeff: There's your hard-boiled egg?

Mr. Dog Poop: Is that my thing or is that yours?

Jeff: That's yours. Mine already went off.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. But that egg's not cooked. It's just a raw egg.

Jeff: This is my hard-boiled egg from that beep.

Mr. Dog Poop: But how did this not, it took out my fingers but it?

Jeff: No, it's not that one, it's the small one. It's the small one.

Mr. Dog Poop: It took out my fingers. No, this one, it went to zero.

Jeff: All right. Who wants to see if this egg can be broken? I peeled the shell.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay, I'm turning it back to six. It didn't cook the eggs. Oh my goodness, that burned the shit out of my hands.

Jeff: Mr. Dog Poop, look at mine.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is it cooked?

Jeff: We're about to find out.

Mr. Dog Poop: You're actually going to eat that egg?

Jeff: Hell, yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: Is it hard-boiled or is it partially boiled?

Jeff: It's medium hard.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, not completely.

Jeff: But I only filled the water up to a certain level. That's a great hard-boiled egg.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, shit. I don't think anybody could do this without getting burned. This is stupid. Look at this thing. These are poached eggs.

Jeff: I'm seeing the hotter it is then I just drop that egg in.

Mr. Dog Poop: These are poached eggs. They're looking pretty good there. Let's see. Oh, Fat Chris didn't bring me any plates. How am I going to?

Jeff: Oh, damn it.

Mr. Dog Poop: Fat Chris is running to get plates so that I can put these.

Jeff: Well, that's going to take a long time.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is the poached egg, but I want to say they're hard, but I'm not going to stick that in my mouth.

Jeff: Goddamn it, this is hot as hell. I'm trying to peel another hard-boiled egg.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, this is taking seven hours to cook. I have some supplies coming in, I have some plates.

Jeff: This one's [scripted - 6:46] now.

Mr. Dog Poop: A beer refill. We have some emergency stuff going on here. Oh my goodness. Who knew that cooking breakfast sandwiches was so complicated?

Jeff: By the way, I was told by some conspiracy theorist friends, who frankly, I don't believe yet, but it might be true; that egg yolks actually attack the amino acid or vector or something of COVID and that's why there's an egg shortage. So, cheers. This is burning my fingers really bad; I'm going to put it in my mouth.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So, I have three poached eggs from this egg poacher. I don't know how the hell I'm going to eat these.

Jeff: I didn't think my fingers were stronger than my mouth.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to try a tactical spork on a hard-boiled egg. Or, I'm sorry, what is this, a poached egg? Okay.

Jeff: Now, where's the poached egg thing? I have to salt them.

Mr. Dog Poop: Needs a little salt and pepper. It needs a little salt and pepper. Poached egg.

Jeff: Oh, I finally found, this is the omelet thing. It was inside of the poached egg thing.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's an omelet. Oh.

Jeff: It was inside of it. It was hiding in plain sight. That son of a bitch.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to say, egg poacher is a big success. This is great. I put butter in it

Jeff: That's the poached egg?

Mr. Dog Poop: That's amazing.

Jeff: All right, I'm going to try this. We have some time, right?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff: Good. I should probably pull the condom off. That's why I have two anchor babies.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Sandwich.

Jeff: That's socially acceptable, I don't know.

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't get it. I don't get the sandwich, but I'm going to put this on top. I'm going to put this on top. Close the sandwich maker. Oh, yeah, these poached eggs.

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