Mr. Dog Poop: Mr. Dog Poop here for another episode of the man Show with the one and only Jeff Macolino.

Jeff: I'm actually one of two. My dad has the same name.

Mr. Dog Poop: Ah shit. Let me do it again. Let do it again. Mr. Dog Poop here with one of two Jeff Macolino.

Jeff: That's this one. I’m the young one.

Mr. Dog Poop: You're one of two.

Jeff: One of two.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, Jeff. So, you hear about this train derailment in Ohio.

Jeff: Well, yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Old people are dying. All the fish died. All cattle died. Don't eat any meat or anything out of Ohio because it's all contaminated now with carcinogens and whatever Pete Buttigieg says, don't believe them cause the food's no good. But if you live in Ohio, pay careful attention to our sponsor. The Man Show Live has survival masks. Oh wait, you have to take the glasses off.

Jeff: So, you will be blind. But you'll also breathe.

Mr. Dog Poop: You have Survival Mask for $19.95 on the Mansshowlive.com. Order them now. And if you're not in Ohio, buy one of these masks because you're going to need it because the next train derailment is going to be in your neighborhood.

Jeff: Well, if you live in a red state, you know that Pete Buttigieg is going to crash the train with toxic material in your state. And the federal government's going to say, hey, let's go talk about Ukraine instead of helping these people.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's kind of fishy that that the Democratic administration crashed a train in a red state, isn't it? Kill off some of those Republican voters.

Jeff: We'll call one a coincidence. We'll call two trends. We'll just see. You know, I'm not saying anything. Saying, Pete Buttigieg’s speech after the trained derailment. It was more interesting.

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Jeff: That’s the right-wing mask.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's huh? It's a right-wing mask?

Jeff: Yeah. The left wing have the little paper things that you, you know, eat plastic out of, and the right wing have the gas mask for when Buttigieg sends the train.

Mr. Dog Poop: We have some other masks. We have some better masks. We have the CDC masks with the hose on it. And then it has a little thing that you talk into with a microphone because you can't hear. So, you couldn't hear me in that mask. So, go to the manshowlive.com. Order your mask. We have them from $19.95 to $1,995. Doesn't matter how much money do you have. That's what we're going to charge you. Let's get home with the show.

Jeff: The cost of living, man.

Mr. Dog Poop: The cost of living, man. You want to live, pay me everything you got. So, I got a new cutting board today, and that means we're doing a food review.

Jeff: Oh, baby.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's it. I got this beautiful new something. Doesn't slide on the table. This is sweet. What are we doing today, Jeff? What do you got? What kind of appliance you got today?

Jeff: We've got an electric sandwich maker from a company called Ovente. I don't know how to pronounce this company.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, it's from China.

Jeff: We're not being paid. So, we don't have to know how to pronounce it.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're not getting paid. We're not getting paid. We bought this with Man Show money, from the Mans Show millions.

Jeff: A Man Show mils.

Mr. Dog Poop: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We got a problem, Jeff. There's a big stop sign.

Jeff: Oh my gosh. We should keep these.

Mr. Dog Poop: The customer support. Customer support. Stop. So, you know, we're going to get burned. We're going to get burned. Something's going to happen.

Jeff: I'm going to take this to the wall.

Mr. Dog Poop: Can somebody tell me how much this thing. I want to say it was like $7 or $8. It was something ridiculous. $7. So, not a lot of money. And these have been around forever. I remember watching infomercials. Uh-oh. They got a safety thing in here, so you can't plug it in.

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