Mr. Dog Poop: So, they showed that you can cook like an egg on here.

Jeff: I mean look, is this five cheese gelatinous thing going to be one of the tastiest things that has ever entered into my fat mouth.

Mr. Dog Poop: I’m going to make like a little omelet here, western omelet. I'll throw a little tomato on it. Little tomato. And we got ham. Oh, we need some cheese. I can't believe I didn't put cheese on the egg sandwich.

Jeff: So, too much cheese, blah, blah, blah. Sorry.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm going to cook this first. I'm going to try cooking that first and then putting it on bread afterwards because they show that you can cook that stuff. There's melted cheese all over my desk.

Jeff: I think I'm cheese drunk.

Mr. Dog Poop: You've eaten more cheese than you had whiskey tonight.

Jeff: Yeah, I expected it to be on bread, not on a bamboo handle.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, I think I'm going to have to get a new table tomorrow.

Jeff: Do you have that number for that cleaning lady?

Mr. Dog Poop: We don't have the cleaning lady. We need a crime scene cleanup after this.

Jeff: So, I got basically second degree burns on my leg. I'll say this, as far as the product overall, this is a happy accident. This might be the tastiest little cheese popsicle I've ever had in my life.

Mr. Dog Poop: Wait, so it's not a great sandwich maker, but it's a good cheese melter. I mean, you’re chowing down in that cheese.

Jeff: That was a lot of cheese I just put my mouth. It's hard to talk. I really didn’t expect the mass of that. That was like a pound of cheese that just went my mouth cheese.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I have right now an egg and an omelet basically in here that I'm going to get some bread and butter the bread and then make a sandwich. An omelet sandwich.

Jeff: I'm not going to poop for a month after all that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, if you do poop, send it to me. I'll put it in a blender and try to drink it through a straw.

Jeff: You can see which cheese comes out first.

Mr. Dog Poop: See which cheese? See if the life straw filters out.

Jeff: We're still doing STEM experiments.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're still doing STEM experiments.

Jeff: Wow. The provolone.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh no, that's not even, this is just a mess right here. So, the egg's not cooked. It's shooting stuff over there.. So, I'm going to put this back down. I don't know how long it's going to take for the egg cook. That's just a mess. Can we get Fat Chris up here to try these two? One is a sauerkraut and mustard, and one is a pizza sandwich. We have Fat Chris up here to taste these. He's going for the sauerkraut. He liked the other hotdog sandwich mustard. That's a thumbs up. That's good. And then the pizza sandwich. I don't think there's any cheese on it because it all came out the back.

Jeff: Oh, you blacken that sandwich.

Mr. Dog Poop: So yeah, I mean he's taken both back to his little cubby hole there.

Jeff: He's bringing those to his lawyer.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, he's putting these in a trash bag to take home and eat for breakfast.

Jeff: This is proof that he violated some sort of treaty with the way he treated his prisoners.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, we should send him out to fight in Ukraine because he's used to eating those MREs. Right? I mean, he could eat those MREs.

Jeff: I don't know if he's that crazy. I am though.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is not good.

Jeff: This is the worst cooking appliance we've tested.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's the worst one.

Jeff: That includes the vacuum sealer.

Mr. Dog Poop: I mean, it's starting to cook the egg. I'm going to cook it a little bit more.

Jeff: If I put a rock over a fire with a flat top and I put cheese or egg on it, it would cook eventually, right? Or just leave it out in the Florida sun.

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