Mr. Dog Poop: The light changes?

Jeff: Yeah, it just went ding and the green light came on. I'm feeling that means something.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think I'm going to have to get some more butter. Now I have an idea. I've been trying to make an egg sandwich here for a few episodes.

Jeff: I'm going to make one of those later this week.

Mr. Dog Poop: Let's see if we can make an egg sandwich on here. Ouch. Ouch. Oh shit. It went on my desk. All right.

Jeff: Congratulations. You have salmonella.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, the egg.

Jeff: I've got my roast beef and provolone sandwich.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I’m trying to make an egg sandwich.

Jeff: How did Chris even pick this up?

Mr. Dog Poop: Huh?

Jeff: How did Chris even pick this up? This thing is freaking boiling hot. Chris is more man than me.

Mr. Dog Poop: I can't believe you cracked an egg on your desk. Okay.

Jeff: Oh man. It's got some dripping to it. You see that?

Mr. Dog Poop: What is it? You got meat in it?

Jeff: This is my roast beef and provolone. Ah, it's burning my hands so much.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, so I'm cooking an egg sandwich and I'm going to make a hot dog, so I'm going to make a chili dog. What do you think of that?

Jeff: I like chili dogs.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right, so we are going to make an egg sandwich. So, I'm going to cut the hot dog into little pieces and I'm going to put the little pieces here. I thought we were going to be able to make like four sandwiches on each thing, but without getting burned. I don't know. So, I'm going to do this.

Jeff: These are so hot when they come off.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. So, I have some chili. We're going to put some chili on there. So, that is a chili dog.

Jeff: Sealed together.

Mr. Dog Poop: Some onions on.

Jeff: Thought it would separate so easily. It does not.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I got chili, onions, and this is my egg sandwich, which is cooking.

Jeff: Towel.

Mr. Dog Poop: A little more butter.

Jeff: Oops.

Mr. Dog Poop: On top of the egg sandwich. We're going to have Chris eat this egg sandwich. Fat Chris. We got any chat? We got any people?

Jeff: He's not in the emergency room already.

Mr. Dog Poop: We got any people in our chat? So, we're making a chili dog pocket and you said slowly squeeze it. I don't know. It seems like it'd be faster.

Jeff: No, no, no. You don't want to lose the stuff out. Oh, there we go. That would be no to an egg sandwich?

Mr. Dog Poop: No.

Jeff: Oh yeah. The best comment is TrucksR4Me, we need to get one of those betting apps set up for the Man Show live.

Mr. Dog Poop: Whether we get the sandwich made?

Jeff: I would assume you have all the top bets like who will burn themselves first. Who'd lose another pair of shorts.

Mr. Dog Poop: What color beer will we spill on ourselves today? So, I'm going to try the grilled cheese and tomato.

Jeff: I'm about ready for this roast beef and provolone. So go ahead.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: Eventually I'll get this apart.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. I'm happy with that.

Jeff: All right. I'm done trying to separate mine.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm happy with that. That's grilled cheese. I want to say, maybe it wasn't cooked enough.

Jeff: I'm going to go to the other sandwich here. This line here. This line feels like it should be easy to separate and it's not. And it hurts your hands a lot. Maybe you're supposed to let it sit for like 15 minutes.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh man. I don't know what this desk is from. I assume it's from China, but I spilled the egg on it and the black from the Formica is coming out on the; so, the egg is dissolving the desk.

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