Mr. Dog Poop: Are you kidding me? Look at my pizza.

Jeff: Look at this thing ooze out. So, wherever you're cooking this on, just say goodbye to that surface of your house. It's now this machine.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is what's coming out of the machine.

Jeff: Oh, right. I'm calling it, man.

Mr. Dog Poop: This is what's coming out of the machine. There's no catch tray. It's just cheese.

Jeff: Why is there not a catch tray?

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, first of all, how I put cheese in there. Is there any cheese left in the pizza?

Jeff: Probably not.

Mr. Dog Poop: Probably not. It all came out. And how do we know when it's done? We're just supposed to open it and close it.

Jeff: I just unplugged mine. It's not often that I say safety first.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, in all fairness, where else can you get this much fun for $7.95?

Jeff: You know, if they charge $9.95 to put a goddamn catch tray on it so you don't burn yourself or your house.

Mr. Dog Poop: That would be great.

Jeff: But I guess it would be less fun.

Mr. Dog Poop: It would be less fun ultimately.

Jeff: Oh my god, I have to show this to the camera. I only put one sandwich on. Tell me if you can see this. All of the cheese is right here in that other tray.

Mr. Dog Poop: And coming out of the machine.

Jeff: And yeah. All my electronics are about to fry out.

Mr. Dog Poop: Man, you didn't drip that on tomorrow's air fryer did you?

Jeff: No. I kept that one downstairs. It's heavy.

Mr. Dog Poop: You going to have your kids carry it up for you?

Jeff: Yeah. That or a homeless guy at the bus stop. They do things really cheap. Hold on. I got it. This is unbelievable. So, I'm glad I did this because I was testing the limits of its grilled cheese. Let me make a hundred percent sure it's unplugged. All right, so that thing on this side.

Mr. Dog Poop: The cheese one looks good.

Jeff: That's all cheese. There's no bread there. The bread oozed out of this sandwich right here.

Mr. Dog Poop: it cooked into a pocket. The cheese pocket. Eat it.

Jeff: It's the cheese pocket. So, my five grilled cheese. Oh man. Get out. My lighting might get messed up in a second. Hold on. Here we go.

Mr. Dog Poop: You scooped that up.

Jeff: Oh, this looks delicious by the way.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, we can't see it. Bring it up. Bring it up. Everybody’s waiting.

Jeff: I'm trying to rescue my desk a little bit. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, get on this thing. Let me use a plate to help. There we go. Look at this glob of cheese.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's a pile of cheese, my man. That's man cheese. Just stick that in your mouth right now. Just stick that whole thing in your mouth. Burn the hell out of yourself.

Jeff: Yeah, and I know on camera it probably doesn't look nearly as big as it does to me.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's a big piece of cheese. Go ahead. Go for it.

Jeff: It’s not an eating temperature at the moment.

Mr. Dog Poop: It's not eating temperature. All right, so I'm going to open up my wall. He washes that down with some whiskey. Do we remember this is a hot dog.

Jeff: This has turned into the worst episode ever.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, this is sauerkraut hot dog I'm going to put out here. Let me cut it in half so Fat Chris doesn't burn himself when he tastes it.

Jeff: This is the sandwich I got. Oh my gosh. This is the sandwich I got. Look how thin that is. Did you see the glob of cheese, and see the cheese leaking out of this?

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you got bread with no cheese?

Jeff: Yes. And I got this grape big, I'm just going to burn myself for a second. glob of cheese. So, for the grilled cheese test, it failed miserably. So, this will be selling on the Man Show live for $99.95 because it's got a lot of my fingerprints burnt into it and I feel like there's value there. So, ah, it's still leaking on me. What the hell?

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