Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Did you see the guy that walked on the court at the basketball game? Did we talk about that when that happened?
Jeff: No.
Mr. Dog Poop: I think one of the players or something ordered Uber Eats, McDonald's or something and the player just walked out in the game. I think it was the Lakers game. I'll have to look it up.
Jeff: I mean, that sounds reasonable to me.
Mr. Dog Poop: It's like, how did the guy get into the stadium? Somebody let him in because they said somebody ordered Uber Eats and they just let him in. Why do you buy tickets?
Jeff: I think you can get away with a lot claiming that you're an Uber Eats delivery person. Like, I feel like you can probably sneak into some interesting places.
Mr. Dog Poop: They're out there shooting baskets, and the guy's walking right on the court, holding up the Uber Eats bag, looking for somebody.
Jeff: So, normally you have to get like, credentialed or have tickets to get into the game. This guy just had a bag of food and said it's for that guy.
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah, it's for somebody. Yeah. Whoever's name is on it.
Jeff: Lebron James. This is his McDonald's.
Mr. Dog Poop: He ordered McDonald's during the game. Yeah.
Jeff: Well, we better let him in.
Mr. Dog Poop: Big story. We should have covered it. We weren't doing news at that time. Should have brought it back. There's really sad news and I wanted to get to this story all week, but it's too emotional and it's too hard to get to the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazard Show crashed on a highway in Missouri and it was severely damaged. I don't think it's repairable. It's dead.
Jeff: Who was driving that vehicle? I mean, who has permission to drive that car?
Mr. Dog Poop: Apparently, there were 322 of them for the show.
Jeff: Most of them probably not drivable, right?
Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Probably not drivable. They were all probably smashed. This car it was totally smashed. It was one of the original cars in the series. And it's demolished.
Jeff: It's a sad day for America.
Mr. Dog Poop: We're waiting for notification to go to the wake and pay our respects.
Jeff: Flags across the country at half-mast.
Mr. Dog Poop: Half-mast. Dukes of Hazard car is gone. It's over. Didn't one of the wives died of one of the actors. Let's get to beer news.
Jeff: Ooh. I like beer news.
Mr. Dog Poop: So InBev is in trouble. Their stocks are going down. They're not making money. They bought Budweiser, but, you know, is it really a surprise that they stopped earning Super Bowl commercials? Oh shoot, I got to get the video. They had a horrific accident with the Budweiser Clydesdales at a show. The team ran. I mean, the whole thing is falling apart, and you know, they're selling woke beer now. Right. So, they realized that their market was all rednecks and white people for Budweiser. So, they started marketing the product to black people to try to expand their market of that product.
Jeff: Right. Alienate our base. That'll work.
Mr. Dog Poop: So, they stopped advertising. And nobody wants to drink a beer that isn't popular.
Jeff: I'm waiting for one to sponsor. I won't speak on my favorite beer. My favorite beer is the next sponsor of this show.
Mr. Dog Poop: Anne Hyer Busch. I mean they do have Stella Artos. It looks like. I want to say, I don't know. Don't invest in them. It's falling apart. Falling apart.
Jeff: We live in a divided country. If your audience is a certain group, your customer base is a certain group. Like, Goya Beans isn't trying to go woke. They're fine with who they're selling to now.
Mr. Dog Poop: I think they are woke cause they sell to immigrants, right?
Jeff: Yeah. I don't think they tried. I don't know if they've tried to get political. I think, anything that idiot or his children do makes everyone go insane. I don't think they actually did anything.
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