InBev, Dukes of Hazzard and more Daily headlines Page-5

InBev, Dukes of Hazzard and more Daily headlines

Season:1
Episode:24
Page Number:5

Jeff: You said they didn't know what they hit.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, I mean, they didn't hit anything. It's severe turbulence. Where did that come from? I mean, we got this crazy weather going on. How are you getting turbulence at 35,000 feet? Seven people hospitalized. Plane probably dropped.

Jeff: That's pretty intense turbulence.

Mr. Dog Poop: That's pretty intense. We got another plane. Pennsylvania man sneaking explosives onto a plane in his luggage heading for Orlando. A lot of these planes are going to Orlando, and they have battery bombs on them, or explosive bombs with multiple fuses. Seems like a lot going on in Orlando there. Now they might be coming toward us. We don't know. They might be DeSantis fans, but I'd be afraid to fly on plane.

Jeff: I don't think you usually bring bombs to the place you want to be helpful.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, we don't know if he’s trying to blow up the plane. He may have been just trying to blow up the plane. They may have avoided another exploding plane. It's a little scary up there. Let's see. Did you hear about McCarthy?

Jeff: I'm sure didn’t.

Mr. Dog Poop: I McCarthy, speaker of the house. He released all the 10,000 hours of footage.

Jeff: Tucker Carlson.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah.

Jeff: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: And then he defends himself by saying they couldn't give it to CNN because CNN might use it to actually tell the truth.

Jeff: I would actually release it to all media outlets. I don't understand why they picked one place.

Mr. Dog Poop: Because he made a deal with Jeff Gates. Is it Jeff Gates?

Jeff: Matt Gates.

Mr. Dog Poop: Matt Gates, everybody's Jeff to me, Matt Gates and Marjorie Taylor Green to get votes so that he could become speaker of the house. And that was one of his deals was to give that footage to Tucker Carlson.

Jeff: Yeah, I mean, look, it was a nasty FBI operation from what I hear. Oh, there's a lot of evidence to support that.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, there's no fucking evidence to support it. There's no evidence to support that it was a government operation. No, I'm going to show you because I think you might be behind, I think it was you that were actually the head of the insurrectionist. Where the Sedition Panda? Where is this?

Jeff: The what?

Mr. Dog Poop: The Sedition Panda. This is evidence that you might be involved in this. I can't be sure. But let's go ahead. We got the Sedition Panda was just arrested. Go ahead and show the video of Sedition Panda.

Video: This 17-page arrest affidavit details the federal case against Jesse James Rumson, a Citrus County man who the FBI says online sleuths dubbed the Sedition Panda after he appeared in several video clips and photos posted online, showing him donning a large headpiece that appeared to be from a panda costume.

Mr. Dog Poop: That was the whole video?

Jeff: That didn't look much like me, I got to say. Looks way too short.

Mr. Dog Poop: I thought it was the Chinese government, but now I'm starting to think it's a Florida man. So, I put it in the Florida man pile, you know, wearing a panda head to overthrow the US government. It's right up there with pretty, pretty much every Florida man story. As a Florida man who was just caught. I have pictures of him. It looks like you, Jeff. It definitely looks like you.

Jeff: That man is five six at best.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff says he wasn't behind it, but he has no evidence that it was an FBI operation.

Jeff: I have plenty of evidence there was government collusion and assistance in helping it. The fact that they pulled security back.

Mr. Dog Poop: Play your video. Play your video with the evidence. Go ahead.

Jeff: I didn't know we were going to talk about this.

Mr. Dog Poop: You sound like Trump. Oh, we don't have any evidence.

Jeff: No, I don't keep it in my pockets.

Mr. Dog Poop: Are you kidding me? You don't keep evidence of an insurrection in your pockets?

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