Jeff: Yeah, I call it an unguided tour, but insurrection sounds cooler.

Mr. Dog Poop: I think we're getting insurrection in your pockets. I think we're getting into areas we can't talk about on YouTube.

Jeff: Oh yeah. How'd I miss that one?

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. The UK government is considering killing all the cats in the country to alleviate the COVID pandemic.

Jeff: Cats?

Mr. Dog Poop: Cats. They carry COVID.

Jeff: Wait, they're going to kill the cats?

Mr. Dog Poop: All the cats.

Jeff: And that's going to make COVID go away.

Mr. Dog Poop: I guess they could vaccinate them or something, but the cats are Republicans, and they won't take the vaccinations, so they're just going to kill them.

Jeff: We can't say that word on YouTube, by the way.

Mr. Dog Poop: Vaccinations.

Jeff: Yep. You can't say the V word.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay.

Jeff: There's three words you can't say; one begins with F.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're saying good one.

Jeff: Nobody should ever say that word. And one begins with B. You're not allowed to say those.

Mr. Dog Poop: We're saying goodbye to all the cats in England.

Jeff: Yes. If there legitimately like an explanation as to why they think that will cure COVID? I'm so curious.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, stop the spread of COVID-19.

Jeff: Well, there you go. So, it should have been called Cat Scratch fever.

Mr. Dog Poop: Cat Scratch Fever would be great. That'd be great. You see this guy Jaylen Carter?

Jeff: I didn't hear the story, but I saw he was trending.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. Jaylen Carter, he was involved in a January traffic crash that killed a teammate. Turns out he turned himself in because they put out an arrest warrant for him. He was a University of Georgia, number one team, won the title. But he had a blood alcohol level of 50 million particles per inch or whatever. And apparently they were racing. So he was racing with one of the other teammates or a coach or something. And he was drunk, and he killed somebody. But the NFL is saying this isn't going to affect their decision to draft him because he's considered number one round draft pick. And they said that's not going to really impact their decision.

Jeff: Yeah. I can't see how it doesn't impact a team's decision.

Mr. Dog Poop: He's going to be in jail.

Jeff: Well, I'm curious. I guess I don't remember the details of the car accident. Was he in a different vehicle than the teammate that was killed racing?

Mr. Dog Poop: I don't know.

Jeff: I mean, it sounds like at least manslaughter.

Mr. Dog Poop: Do you remember the Philadelphia Eagles quarterback?

Jeff: Oh, Michael Vic.

Mr. Dog Poop: Michael Vic.

Jeff: Yeah, but those were dogs, way worse than humans.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, way worse than killing humans. He went to jail.

Jeff: Jail a little bit.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. And then teams were hiring after he got out of jail. So maybe when Jay and Carter gets out of jail, but you’re going to jail. You don't get away with that.

Jeff: You know, one thing I got to say to all the young people out there, and we probably have thousands of them watching and listening to every word we say, the dumbest thing, you should never drive drunk. Even dumber than that is even sober racing your car in the street is even dumber than that. And they're both insanely stupid and dumb. But usually these DUIs are because guys are used to driving 150 miles an hour anyway.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, they're top paid college athletes making millions of dollars on endorsements and doing all these things.

Jeff: Yeah. Well, when Henry Rugsk he killed a woman and a dog in a DUI accident. I think he was driving 150 down the road and he blew a 0.2 or something. And I'm like, his miles per hour is worse than his blood alcohol content. Because if he was sober, you're driving that fast, you're going to kill someone.

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