Mr. Dog Poop: You're actually bald. That's just whiskey fungus growing on his head. So, Biden is now going after child labor. Apparently, there are cleaning firms for slaughterhouses that are using child labor.
Jeff: Good for them.
Mr. Dog Poop: A hundred illegally employed slaughterhouse children. I think we talked about it earlier about chicken plants or cleaning chicken plants with illegal immigrants. We talked about it earlier in the week. So now they are going after them and they just keep finding more and more and more companies using these child immigrants. Now, we did videos about electric cars and people were complaining about the children in South Africa being used to mine lithium for the batteries. Why are you complaining about that? You got children being used here.
Jeff: Yeah, I mean, they're illegal in the country. Their parents presumably.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh yeah. I mean maybe it could be kids that are legally in the country just not going to school, working jobs.
Jeff: Well, they're illegally in the country, so I don't know how.
Mr. Dog Poop: How are you illegally in the country if you're legally in the country, but you're just working a job.
Jeff: Wait, I thought you said they were illegal immigrants that they were using.
Mr. Dog Poop: We talked about it earlier in the week. But this is just child labor.
Jeff: Oh, this is just child labor. Oh, okay. I was going to say I'm confused. Cause what are they going to do? They're not allowed to send them back to Mexico.
Mr. Dog Poop: They go over to the schools, and they tell the kids, you know, I got some candy, come in my car. And then they take them over to a factory to clean slaughterhouses and stuff.
Jeff: Yeah. Well, that's a story I want to know more about.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, they're missing kids. They're missing kids.
Jeff: They're missing kids?
Mr. Dog Poop: So, let's say you had a kid, and the kid went missing. They're kidnapping them, taking them to these slave camps or slaughterhouses. And then, I mean, isn't that convenient? They're working in a slaughterhouse.
Jeff: Oh, okay. I think has the answer. They were working at night and going to school during the day. So presumably it was their parents using them in that case. Which, I don't know, it depends how old they are.
Mr. Dog Poop: These are kidnapped kids that are being used in the plant.
Jeff: They are not kidnapped. Instead of sex trafficking, you guys are going to clean.
Mr. Dog Poop: This is child trafficking for cleaning up whiskey?
Jeff: No, no, no. Do not spread misinformation on the Man Show.
Mr. Dog Poop: I'm just reading.
Jeff: Hire kids as young as 13. I think 13 is plenty old enough to have a job. If it was only 13, if the comments are right. My daughter just turned 13; I will send her to a slaughterhouse to work, get some side hustle and she'd probably do it with a smile on her face cause she’ll have some spending cash. 13.
Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff approves child labor. No problem.
Jeff: Thirteen's not a child. It's a teenager. I mean, come on. There's so many things I want to say that will get us in trouble. I'm going to ignore.
Mr. Dog Poop: Well, everything we say is going to get us in trouble.
Jeff: I mean, the same people outraged about kids working at 13 are fine with them deciding what gender they are at six.
Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, you want to talk about gender, Jeff?
Jeff: No, I don't want to talk about gender.
Mr. Dog Poop: Let's talk about gender. Let's talk about gender. So, we got in Indiana, well, there's a lot of things going on Indiana. They are trying to limit transgender care and they passed a harmful materials bill so that if any teacher, this is great. This is great. This goes to book banning at the highest level.
Jeff: Oh, God.
Mr. Dog Poop: If any teacher or anyone distributes a book that is considered offensive, it's a felony. I say it's a two-and-a-half-year felony. Two-and-a-half-year mandatory prison sentence.
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