Jeff: Now I have no comment on the situation. I want to maintain a career beyond tonight's show.

Mr. Dog Poop: No, this is a fact. This was passed.

Jeff: No, I'm sure it's a fact, but I have no comment if I want to maintain a career outside of tonight's episode, thank you very much. I will not comment on what I feel about grooming children into whatever things that these freaks want them to be. But I'm not a pedophile. I don't talk about children's sex organs, nor should any other adult.

Mr. Dog Poop: Jeff, we're just talking about books.

Jeff: No, Goodbye. No comment on the matter. Because I wish to maintain employment.

Mr. Dog Poop: Pleading the fifth in his deposition.

Jeff: I have no comment on the subject.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to make a comment on it. You can remain silent.

Jeff: Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Mr. Dog Poop: You can remain silent. If a teacher gives a book to a child, there's no guidelines. Doesn't have to be a banded book. It doesn't have to be anything. If they give a book that is deemed to be offensive or inappropriate, they can go to jail for two and a half years and it's a felony. So, teachers are basically being scared into not giving kids materials that they need because they're afraid it might be offensive. You're just going to have to show them.

Jeff: What materials do they need from a teacher?

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, they don't need anything. Why would a teacher teach children anything? Why would they teach them anything?

Jeff: Possibly them about their sexuality. That's not their job.

Mr. Dog Poop: What possibly could a teacher teach a student?

Jeff: How to read and how to do math. Actually, my kids knew how to read before they went to school cause I'm a parent. I teach my kids myself. No, no, it's a fine line because there's also these freaks out here grooming children, and it's an undeniable fact that it happened. This little drag queen story club. Hey. But again, I have no comment on the subject.

Mr. Dog Poop: I'm going to make a comment. I'm going to mute you if I have to. Indiana parents are afraid kids are going to be gay or transgender if they're educated about it. So, they do his book ban. I got a message for Indiana. Pretending it does not exist, will not make it go away. If you give birth to a gay or trans child and they don't understand why they are different, you'll condemn them to a life of suffering. No matter what your church tells you, you can't pray the gay away. Can't pray the gay away. You can't prevent it by burying your head in the sand.

Jeff: I know the Man Show probably has a large audience of people who want to talk about children's sexual orientations and organs.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, Jeff, you don't believe in educating kids?

Jeff: I don't believe in grooming children. I do believe in educating children. I don't think children need to be worried about their sexuality.

Mr. Dog Poop: Are you kidding me? Were you a child?

Jeff: Yeah.

Mr. Dog Poop: Were you sexual?

Jeff: Only once until I was an adult.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you didn't have any sexual feelings? You weren't attracted to girls or boys or anything?

Jeff: Oh, I was attracted to girls. Yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, you shouldn’t be able to understand that? You shouldn't know what that's about?

Jeff: What do I need to understand? I don't need to be told if you feel different, you should go get some significant life altering substance before you're old enough to vote.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, that's your solution.

Jeff: Don't you dare blame it on religion, because I'm not a religious person.

Mr. Dog Poop: I didn't say religion.

Jeff: Children are children. They don't need to play with their sex organs. They want to wear dresses and they're born a boy. Great. Do that. Be free. Do you. But they're pushing surgeries and stuff on children; life-altering things that cannot be undone. They cannot be undone.

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