Mr. Dog Poop: Microwave some water. I mean, who doesn't have a microwave in their car?

Jeff: I mean, everyone, I assume if I get stranded, I need a microwave.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, that's the one appliance nobody can live without.

Jeff: Yeah. There we go. Portable microwaves. That's something for some scientists to make. All right. I will be back in less than two minutes.

Mr. Dog Poop: I can't believe he doesn't have one. I wasn't kidding. I got electric in all my vehicles, including my Massie model 12. Another do not eat pack. And let's see. You see that in there? That looks beautiful. Well, it looks like chunked out vegetables. Looks pretty good. Let's throw away these do not eat packs. I assume you can't eat them. Looks like our water is boiling. So aside from the stove being extremely dangerous and will probably blow up in your face, it definitely boils water. So, let's see. Let me turn it off. That's a beautiful thing right there. We will start hydrating our food. This says one cup of water. Oh, hot. Okay, so this is scrambled eggs. One cup of water. Now this thing is freaking hot. Ah, that is boiling hot. It's probably going to burn through my desk. Ah, let me put a plate on here or something to keep it from. Alright. Scrambled eggs down. This is fettuccini Alfredo. One in one third cup. I hope there's one in one third on this. I may not have enough water. One in one third fettuccini Alfredo. And then we're just going to seal it back up. Try not to get a steam burn. And this is chicken fried rice. One and a half cups. So here we go. And we got one and a half, but we need more water. Here we go. One and a half cups in the chicken fried rice. Uh-oh. Almost had a breach. Can you read the instructions? Are you supposed to shake them up or mix them or something? So, it looks like we need another one in one third cups of water.

Jeff: You're supposed to stir carefully before you close the zipper.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, that would've been nice. What about like, just shaking it or something?

Jeff: I'm sure that's the same. I mean, that's how I make my drinks. Fun fact: did you know in James Bond he always said shaken, not stirred. And that's apparently like the poor person way to make drinks.

Mr. Dog Poop: Oh, stirred or shaken.

Jeff: Shaken is the way James Bond liked it. Was kind of like the poor person way. And they did that on purpose. Because he's supposed to be, you know,

Mr. Dog Poop: An average person.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I may have undershot the water on the Alfredo. pot

Mr. Dog Poop: Who the hell makes a freaking teapot that the steam comes out on your hand? God. All right. So, I was thinking that next week we're going to do STEM projects, but I was thinking that maybe we could do a week of cooking and I could set up a stove top here and actually cook and show some real man recipes is something better than instant food. So, how long do they have to sit? All right, I'm going to stir these.

Jeff: Yeah. So, it says, wait five minutes, stir again and reseal. And then let's stand in additional four minutes. And it actually says that on all three of these things.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Scrambled eggs is not making me hungry. Let's see if I can get it up to the camera there. It looks like egg chunks floating in water.

Jeff: There is some bacon. Yeah, you can see it in there.

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. It's not poop, but it doesn't smell great.

Jeff: I spilled some of my water and I think I shorted this bag, which is the worst bag to short because it got dry pasta in it.

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I'm mixing up because I didn't do it before.

Jeff: Do you think if I added a little bit of whiskey,

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