Mr. Dog Poop: Well, I mean, you need to change your shorts more than once a week.

Jeff: No, once a week sounds right.

Mr. Dog Poop: Well, not with the show we're doing now.

Jeff: I've changed my shirt every day just so I can wear different shirts.

Mr. Dog Poop: And you can wear the same shirt twice.

Jeff: It's Friday night, time to get my sucking on.

Mr. Dog Poop: Sucking through the life straw on scrambled egg water. I'd rather drink the poop. Honestly. Just sucking, sucking, sucking.

Jeff: Nothing yet. I promise. You'll see you on my face when.

Mr. Dog Poop: And we're waiting and waiting.

Jeff: I'm going to go upside down with it.

Mr. Dog Poop: All right. Tip it upside down. Did it come out faster or does it just taste like crappy eggs?

Jeff: Both

Mr. Dog Poop: So, it didn't filter the egg taste out?

Jeff: No, it did not.

Mr. Dog Poop: And here's a guy that chugs straight whiskey.

Jeff: Oh my god.

Mr. Dog Poop: Now he’s drinking egg juice.

Jeff: You know, sometimes God made you as a being who could not give a blow job. And that was one of those moments,

Mr. Dog Poop: So, I threw my eggs in the trash. I threw my eggs in the trash. You drank the egg water. On a scale of one to ten, what are you rating the eggs? Zero?

Jeff: No, no, no. The eggs themselves, I rank them second out of the three meals. Okay.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. Would you pay $10 for that or would you just order Uber Eats?

Jeff: Oh, I would order Uber eats in a heartbeat. But I mean, if I'm in the mountains and I can order Uber Eats, would I rather this than die? This? Yes.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. But these aren't growing on trees, right. You have to bring this with you. So, we're trying to help people understand what they should take.

Jeff: This is what I'm taking.

Mr. Dog Poop: The fettuccini Alfredo. Is this the one Fettuccini Alfredo? If I still had my MRE, I could put a little more salt in here. Now, this has been sitting for a while. Is it going to be more mushy? You know, the longer it sits, obviously like any kind of pasta freeze dried. But I could eat this. I could eat this for dinner.

Jeff: Oh yeah. This is definitely number one on the list.

Mr. Dog Poop: You got BS and beer on there? Is BS and beer chatting?

Jeff: Not currently.

Mr. Dog Poop: Okay. So, I want to say we ate some Mexican meals. Some fajita rice or fajita rice bowls or something. And they weren't too bad either. They were really, really spicy. And we did spend the next day on the toilet, but they tasted decent. It was like a Spanish rice or something like that. This is super bland. I wouldn't waste my money on this. I definitely wouldn't waste my money on the fried rice. The chicken alfredo, I can eat that.

Jeff: Oh, BS beer is here, by the way.

Mr. Dog Poop: He is there. Let me see if I can conference him in. We're going to go for it. We having no problem with today's show. Chances are this is going to work. We are going to hit I think this and then that, and then this again. Who's there?

Glen: Hey Jeff.

Mr. Dog Poop: You there? This the best show ever. Look guys, you know, I may look like an idiot.

Glen: You actually got a phone call, correct?

Mr. Dog Poop: Yeah. I may look like an idiot, but I've done the same thing every time and this is the only time it worked.

Glen: Did you hang up on Jeff?

Jeff: No, I'm here Glen.

Glen: This is like an amazing day.

Mr. Dog Poop: We did a episode, you and I, of Bullshit and Beer and we ate one of these do you remember what that was? Like a Spanish rice or something?

Glen: Yeah. Yeah. It had them peppers in it. It was hot and it tasted like crap. And we were a little inebriated and we just kept eating it. And I believe you got sick after.

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